Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Everton (Sat 24 Aug, 3:00 PM)

[when i score we riot]

It just looks like we showed up to not lose on a walkover

 

[Vintage]

No surprise of the score or how crap we are

 

[LucBesson]

Seem to remember us playing well in this fixture last season so I had naive hopes we'd at least have a bit of a go here today.

Is it melodramatic to suggest next week again Bournemouth is already looking like an important one (purposely going shy of saying "must win")?

 

[ForeverEverton]

We still need to find 2 other teams worse than us as well though

There isn`t....

 

[Mase]

Haha the passing across the back line is embarrassing, wingbacks go jogging up so all the pressure is on the cbs to hit a wonder ball

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

When we attack it's like they're all very unsure. This is sum total of 18 months under Dyche. Because these are the same players too.

Surely there should be some improvement? Just basic stuff working together for 18 months or longer

They have obviously had defending the transition drilled into them to try and stop constantly conceding on the break. They are all so so aware of their defensive position whilst we actually have the ball. Playing in straight-jackets. Need some freedom otherwise nothing works.

 

[supertoffee98]

Would honestly try Ndiaye upfront and Maupay behind at this point, can't lose any more than we have

 

[Ragnar]

How are we meant to score goals when our wingers play in our own half.

 

[nsno_traditionally]

Dixon doing well again

 

[JLW]

FIRE HIM FROM A GUN TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Based on the evidence so far - Dixon absolutely no worse than Young.

 

[JohnRoss23]

We have a young promising CB on the bench. Yet, he keeps on picking Keane.

Keane, Doucore, Dom, etc.

 

[Victus]

Well done Dixon, did well there.

 

[bobbylatch]

If we think Dyche is a bell, then maybe the players have had enough and have downed tools. (Again)

Hard to say if they have downed tools or are just naturally dire?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

How long is it taking our fans to see right through Dyche as a manager!!

He is kin grim! Clueless

Tell me there are no posters on here who couldnt come up with better tactics than what this tramp is feeding us.

No matter what the score is his fanboys will praise him for his bravery by playing Dixon mate and then tell us how much the Spurs starting 11 cost etc, etc...