Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Everton (Sat 24 Aug, 3:00 PM)

[Fralahna]

Standing on the edge of the penalty area blasting balls in to an empty net!!!!!

First one to hit the back of the net gets a round in. Apparently no ones had a pint yet

 

[LucBesson]

Our players must be bamboozled when they see a team string more than four passes together.

"You can do that?"

 

[Lloydaldo11]

Doucoure, Keane, holgate, young, DCL, Harrison, McNeil…

Bin the lot

 

[matty1878]

i expected it. but our 3000 fans traveling don’t deserve it

 

[Mrk]

We are pathetic. There's absolutely nothing to like about this team or dinosaur football.

 

[Victus]

Least Dixon isn't getting shown up. Best I have got really, feel pretty miserable rn

 

[Street end man]

Played Keane.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hey guys, just thinking out loud here, but aren't Everton and everything to do with them amusingly awful and fully deserved.

Sadly you are correct.

Least we can do is laugh at our own crapness really

 

[JohnRoss23]

Doucs.. prem experience

Prem experience don’t mean much when it’s with Everton lol

 

[matty1878]

Our players must be bamboozled when they see a team string more than four passes together.

"You can do that?"

ha ha “what is that”

 

[Mase]

McNeil whipping a cross in, a cross that needs the greatest header ever seen

 

[Toffe3m4n]

We still need to find 2 other teams worse than us as well though

Southampton will be. Comfortably.

It's the third team I'm a tad concerned about. Still think Leicester might struggle, plus the whole potential points deduction looming over them..

 

[Blue peter]

We have to remember that whenever the points tally on the field last year this is essentially the same team (slightly worse without JB) that went four months without winning and could barely score or string two passes together

 

[PhilEFC]

For those young enough not to remember our play is very reminiscent of the Vinnie jones/fashanu Wimbledon team of the late 80s. Absolute garbage

They were a lot more effective.

 

[Furey1878]

We'll get chances but I'd be shocked if they don't keep a 2 goal cushion on us