Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Everton (Sat 24 Aug, 3:00 PM)

[Fedlingen]

We're playing the narrowest 4-2-3-1 I've ever seen.

Why even play wingers?

 

[Frenk]

How do you sign new players and make yourself look worse than last season?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Wonder what the excuse will be at full time for this performance.

The fans didn’t warn Pickford and also Dixon isn’t ready


But the lads gave it their best and were unlucky, ran and pressed well, we are almost where Dyche wants us to be*


* currently it looks like this might be the Championship

 

[Bungle]

I like it, who though? Needs to be an overly positive club for maximum impact of our overwhelming negativity.

Brighton are far to positive for my liking, we'll show them the right way and hopefully influence their scouting network in time so they just scout Brtish towns where the local residents have an average of 3 teeth.

 

[Toffeelover]

Need a New Manager pronto. Give it to Leighton and bin Dyche off. Less dramatic than Dixon in for Holgate and that has worked out ok so far.

Cannot be any worse.

 

[dannyboy]

McNeil, Harrison, Doucoure and DCL are among the worst in their positions in the league. The front two in particular kill any forward momentum we ever have.

 

[crusade]

Looking forward to seeing how this was the fans' fault in the post match interview

 

[DualityNSNO]

We're playing the narrowest 4-2-3-1 I've ever seen.

Why even play wingers?

They track back so play like a wing back ahead of the full back anyway, what wingers?

 

[Librarian]

An utter disaster of a half. we were lucky we were not behind before we were, though we had no chance with the 1st. The 2nd you cant say nothing at all, I hate the way Pickford always hasto take the touch and kick out instead of the 1st time kick

For the second we had a throw on the half way line and chose to go back to the keeper, instead of going down the line and putting the pressure on them we go backwards and put pressure on ourselves.

 

[magicjuan]

He's out patrolling town for rioters so wouldn't even notice us all suck the life out of his new club until it was too late

Never been so disappointed

 

[Evertonthat]

Someone give Dyche a nudge and tell him Spurs cant score if we have the ball...

 

[Quadvod]

Didn’t expect anything today just hope it’s not a thrashing

 

[DualityNSNO]

They're already miserable, I want to crush someone else's positivity.

Maybe as we pile on it’d be like double negatives?

 

[Sussex]

Again, the lack of fight for the shirt, each other, themselves.

If we keep this at 2 til the end, that's a win for us, right?

 

[Melchizedek]

Cannot be any worse.

Give it Unsy