Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Everton (Sat 24 Aug, 3:00 PM)

[Willie Thorne]

Stockport at home first game next season, calling it.

 

[Blueblood1965]

Dyche a carbon copy of Southgate with inferior players. Really pisses me off when you have throw in over half way and go back to keeper. Negative anti football [Poor language removed] and I’m done with Dychebollox

 

[Melchizedek]

That’s three halves of starting four players up front who offer nothing. A change would be sound.

Gotta keep our defensive wingers on so the game doesn't get away from us.

 

[Ducans elbow]

Can it get any worse, with this clown in charge it definitely can

 

[Brad.st]

At least this season we can rely on our solid defence again

Keane had a strong preseason

 

[formerly manx toffee]

We're playing the narrowest 4-2-3-1 I've ever seen.

Why even play wingers?

We dont

 

[pfim]

I’ve been thinking this too, it’s basically a 4-5-1 then doucoure joins DCL when we hoof it, pathetic really.

Yes it’s a flat 5 in midfield. No pressure on the ball, they’re picking us apart.

 

[Victus]

How I long for those months inbetween the season with no Everton, it's truly the best time. I hate this club.

 

[jamieni]

Well that was awful. Wonder what Mike Walker is up to?

 

[Blue Smoke]

I've been out about town keeping an eye on the score, stats and this forum...theres nothing that makes me want to tune in now that im back home

 

[Blue_Eagle]

How do you sign new players and make yourself look worse than last season?

I think it's because we're missing Onana mate...

 

[Bungle]

Cmon the annoying sea-rat birds!

Soz @Alan Whittle , but you’ll like the end result

@Alan Whittle We will be worshipped by Palace after we're done, then we'll move onto Palace as there seems a positive vibe there at the minute as well.

Eventually I want just a horrible desolate football world with rabid fans feasting on eachother and club officials.

 

[magicjuan]

Brighton are far to positive for my liking, we'll show them the right way and hopefully influence their scouting network in time so they just scout Brtish towns where the local residents have an average of 3 teeth.

Yes. But too positive an approach. Let us be proper Dr Evil Porkchop on them

 

[james2805]

We're embarrassing. We play such awful football man. Why do none of our players look comfortable receiving and passing a ball? How are half of these players premier league footballers.

 

[edge]

Thoughts on changes at half? I’ll give anyone thinking yes 5-1 odds.

I have had thoughts of subs. Since about 3.25 .
Don't think the manger has be surprised if we see one till 10 minutes from the end