Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Everton (Sat 24 Aug, 3:00 PM)

[T LEAFE]

2-0 is a dangerous lead

 

[DualityNSNO]

@Alan Whittle We will be worshipped by Palace after we're done, then we'll move onto Palace as there seems a positive vibe there at the minute as well.

Eventually I want just a horrible desolate football world with rabid fans feasting on eachother and club officials.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Premiership ARENA (pat. pending; proof of concept)

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Yes a Pickford error but why oh why time after time when we get a throw in virtually on the half way line do we look back towards our own goal?young did the same last week and tarkowski nearly gave a penalty away,so so negative and so predictable unfortunately.

 

[Yarrgh]

Booooo.

Seriously though, I don't think they're as bad as they are playing. Buy they've gotta start clicking together soon or this is going to be one abominable season.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Conceded another 2 in the first half with him on the pitch have we? Sigh.

Could’ve stuck Maldini in there it wouldn’t have fixed it

 

[II McColl II]

It's just braindead decisions all over the place.

Calvert-Lewin and Doucoure offer nothing in the final 3rd.

McNeil barely creates a thing from open play, Harrison spends half his time trying to not to trip over the ball instead of getting it out of his feet.

Keane is now heading towards 20 games played to a whopping 2 wins, no coincedence there at all ....

We sat off and let a team who can only attack, have free run and control of attacking us with no pressure on the ball or threat of a counter. Then when we have no choice but to go at them we at the bare minimum have forced typical tottenham errors and a spell in their half.

Just about sums it up aswell that best player on the pitch for us is a lad we should be most worried about making his debut, but he's won most of his battles and looks one of very very few who belong on the pitch today.

Embarassing.

 

[Username.]

Need a New Manager pronto. Give it to Leighton and bin Dyche off. Less dramatic than Dixon in for Holgate and that has worked out ok so far.

Leighton baines, like why.

 

[Bungle]

Yes. But too positive an approach. Let us be proper Dr Evil Porkchop on them

Haha I wasn't expecting this reference but it's a tremendous approach.

Enjoy the second half guys, 2-3 Everton

 

[eurosrees]

We're embarrassing. We play such awful football man. Why do none of our players look comfortable receiving and passing a ball? How are half of these players premier league footballers.

It’s because Dyche prefers running them to the ground over tactics and ball exercises, it’s basically a running club moonlighting as a football team every Saturday

 

[larbert toffee]

He hasn't been good but he's been no worse tbf

Far better than Young, no argument.

 

[when i score we riot]

I can still think of worse halves of football we have played quite recently. We are comfortably losing this one but i guess there is comfort in expecting to lose too, i guess

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

At least we look good

These kits are fire

 

[ForeverEverton]

2-0 is a dangerous lead

Not when your playing Everton, that guarantees you win, we aren`t scoring....

 

[TheBigIguana]

I will give it to Dyche in that he does get the team winning the ball in good areas pretty often. A shame that the second half of that where you turn it into counters and chances never happens but I can’t act like I’ve never done only 50% of the job.

 

[Blue Smoke]

Ndiaye, lyndstrom, o'brien..all looking at the floor of the dugout analysing their life choices