Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Everton (Sat 24 Aug, 3:00 PM)

[COYBL25]

How do you sign new players and make yourself look worse than last season?

By not playing them ?

 

[Smurph]

The game is gone, Spurs will outscore us whatever.... just do something to build on Blues otherwise what's the point...

 

[Joey66]

How do you sign new players and make yourself look worse than last season?

When two are on two are on the bench !

 

[Efcjake]

Based on the evidence so far - Dixon absolutely no worse than Young.

He hasn't been good but he's been no worse tbf

 

[GambianToffee]

Wonder what the excuse will be at full time for this performance.

“I thought we were well in the game until Jordan’s error, you just can’t plan for that unfortunately.”

*interview finishes*

“Also, can I just add, the fans are all miserable g*******s who don’t know what high performance Football looks like”

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

This manager will take us down. These tactics went out 15 years ago. He’s so behind the times.

More than 15 years ago. I know I've been on record from the start as saying how poor a manager he was tactically. But he is even worse than I thought. He's actually a disgrace. There are a tonne of Sunday league managers who could do what he does.

 

[Bungle]

Yes yes yes

Who though?

Brighton are far to positive for my liking, we'll show them the right way and hopefully influence their scouting network in time so they just scout Brtish towns where the local residents have an average of 3 teeth.

 

[eurosrees]

We're playing the narrowest 4-2-3-1 I've ever seen.

Why even play wingers?

I’ve been thinking this too, it’s basically a 4-5-1 then doucoure joins DCL when we hoof it, pathetic really.

 

[Librarian]

They track back so play like a wing back ahead of the full back anyway, what wingers?

It’s true
We have no danger in our lineups
Spurs have nothing to worry about and can keep pouring forward

Safety first isn’t always the safest

 

[Bakayoko Stracqualursi]

I've just seriously considered that Lindstrom and Ndiaye will never start because Dyche sees them as useless to him. His sole tactic is hoofed dead balls to big grocks in the box and all out defence - no skills required or wanted, so why would he replace 6+ footers with midgets who play football. It's like a different sport to Dyche.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Brighton are far to positive for my liking, we'll show them the right way and hopefully influence their scouting network in time so they just scout Brtish towns where the local residents have an average of 3 teeth.

Cmon the annoying sea-rat birds!

Soz @Alan Whittle , but you’ll like the end result

 

[ForeverEverton]

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Get this prick gone, this team will be instantly better without him, I`d even take Moyes right now!!! Anything but watching this crap for another minute...

 

[God Benfrey]

If it was still 1-0 I'd actually fancy us still, spurs tend to be much worse second half. Another moronic self inflicted completely avoidable goal has killed us

 

[Bluesaint]

Excited to see how people make this Michael Keane’s fault

Because every time he plays we conceded at least two goals. When he didn’t play was the back end of the season when Tarky and JB were the best centre halves in the league and we were like joint second for the number of clean sheets. That was with Keane safely on the bench. There’s a massive correlation between Keane playing and not playing.

 

[Blue Smoke]

At least this season we can rely on our solid defence again