Transfer Window Thread

[ijjysmith]

Said I'd do this - man of my word:


https://soundcloud.com/tubey84-1/sign-someone-everton


LYRICS:

It's silly season, yes it's transfer time,
in the papers, it's a pantomime.
On and on, does anybody know who we are signing yet?

Another player, another transfer dance,
he could go elsewhere, but to Stoke? No chance!
On and on, does anybody know who we are signing yet?

Sign someone Everton,
Sign someone Everton.
The transfer window's breaking,
we're out of time,
to shape our final destiny.

Sign someone Everton,
Sign someone Everton.
Missing out on that Shaqiri,
not to mention West Ham's Payet,
who will start the season...

Oh crap, Leon Osman,
Oh crap, Leon Osman.
I've lost the will, FFS Bill,
right now I'd settle for that...
I'd settle for,
settle for,
settle for Jo.

REPORTED

 

[Kiwi]

With Mick's Raps and Tubey's opera this forum is going places

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Nah. Don't want that anywhere near our team. Would disrupt the sideways passing.

Why do Inter want him out the door ASAP?

 

[EddyKent]

Shaqiri wouldn't have fitted anyway in the Martinez mould. The team can't pass, cross or defend for more than ten seconds.

 

[The Esk]

They say a lot of things. You don't know what that money is going to be used for. It could be simply used to pay down the debt or even for a stadium. Hell it could be used for other operating costs for all we know.

On the basis that the club has officially commented on their finances and Stones' non-availability for sale I'm pretty certain I'm entitled to use this argument rather than suggest "they have no money until Stones is sold" or are using the money for other activities.

I really do not understand why you have to try and contradict almost every factual post made.

 

[ijjysmith]

Why do Inter want him out the door ASAP?

No idea other than they want Perisic mate and need the cash or space freed up.

 

[Kiwi]

Said I'd do this - man of my word:


https://soundcloud.com/tubey84-1/sign-someone-everton


LYRICS:

It's silly season, yes it's transfer time,
in the papers, it's a pantomime.
On and on, does anybody know who we are signing yet?

Another player, another transfer dance,
he could go elsewhere, but to Stoke? No chance!
On and on, does anybody know who we are signing yet?

Sign someone Everton,
Sign someone Everton.
The transfer window's breaking,
we're out of time,
to shape our final destiny.

Sign someone Everton,
Sign someone Everton.
Missing out on that Shaqiri,
not to mention West Ham's Payet,
who will start the season...

Oh crap, Leon Osman,
Oh crap, Leon Osman.
I've lost the will, FFS Bill,
right now I'd settle for that...
I'd settle for,
settle for,
settle for Jo.

 

[Jayhow15]

We are humiliated as a fans here. Lets see if our board cares.

Behave mate; they stopped caring years ago when fanbase became second fiddle to TV money. Nostalgic to think that fans have any say in such matters these days !

 

[marty mcfly]

I get what you're saying but I don't understand the freak out here until the window has actually closed.

The freak out is because a lack of a No 10 is the reason we play with no penetration. He was the best we could attract and he has chosen Stoke. I know people are saying that there's plenty of time left in the window but there's no one better who's available. We were beat by Stoke. Stoke?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Wearing that cap is enough reason not to sign him.

 

[sageyefc]

 

[kenada_blue]

Bobby needs to deliver a big signing or he'll get pasted for it

 

[Phenom]

What would you like the question to be to avoid argument.

"Is missing out on Shaqiri to Stoke a sign we're going backwards as a club and further proof the board must go?"

Should Kenwright go purely because we THINK we missed out on Shaquiri.

 

[Hangleton]

Said I'd do this - man of my word:


https://soundcloud.com/tubey84-1/sign-someone-everton


LYRICS:

It's silly season, yes it's transfer time,
in the papers, it's a pantomime.
On and on, does anybody know who we are signing yet?

Another player, another transfer dance,
he could go elsewhere, but to Stoke? No chance!
On and on, does anybody know who we are signing yet?

Sign someone Everton,
Sign someone Everton.
The transfer window's breaking,
we're out of time,
to shape our final destiny.

Sign someone Everton,
Sign someone Everton.
Missing out on that Shaqiri,
not to mention West Ham's Payet,
who will start the season...

Oh crap, Leon Osman,
Oh crap, Leon Osman.
I've lost the will, FFS Bill,
right now I'd settle for that...
I'd settle for,
settle for,
settle for Jo.

Send it to Bill!!!!
This is a winner!!! A new Broadway show.

 

[Hangleton]

Said I'd do this - man of my word:


https://soundcloud.com/tubey84-1/sign-someone-everton


LYRICS:

It's silly season, yes it's transfer time,
in the papers, it's a pantomime.
On and on, does anybody know who we are signing yet?

Another player, another transfer dance,
he could go elsewhere, but to Stoke? No chance!
On and on, does anybody know who we are signing yet?

Sign someone Everton,
Sign someone Everton.
The transfer window's breaking,
we're out of time,
to shape our final destiny.

Sign someone Everton,
Sign someone Everton.
Missing out on that Shaqiri,
not to mention West Ham's Payet,
who will start the season...

Oh crap, Leon Osman,
Oh crap, Leon Osman.
I've lost the will, FFS Bill,
right now I'd settle for that...
I'd settle for,
settle for,
settle for Jo.

Send it to Bill!!!!
This is a winner!!! A new Broadway show.