Transfer Window Thread

[Jozzy]

BBC reporting that he's expected to sign (they can't even get the weather right)

Unfortunately they're much better with their Football transfers than their weather.

They're saying it'll be done today. I don't even know if there's the faintest of hope left sadly fellas.

 

[Tubey]

hahaha we better hope that Shaq doesnt ever stumble onto these threads. they he really wont sign after we battered him

• Everton in for shaq "oh yes baby"
• Appears at stoke "never liked the s*** anyway, jog on"
• Everton steals transfer "omg we always loved you, yay"

Even if we did sign him, nothing takes away the fact that he looked like a coke-addicted hobbit in that cap.

 

[bretts angell]

thankfully stoke didn't exist when we were trying to buy Riquelme.

 

[harris78]

#jesuisShaqiri

 

[Hibbertinho]

Apparently we're looking at this guy from Lorient:

http://www.pariskop.fr/actualite/me...-pourrait-etre-bien-plus-cher-que-prevu/48709

Sorry about the URL name there... it's originally from L'Equipe but couldn't find it.

Predominantly Left Wing but can play Left Back. 21-year-old Portugeezer Raphael Guerreiro.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

#praysforshaquiri

 

[harris78]

This is clutching at straws but a few rumours on twitter that we have matched Stokes bid for Shaqiri (£14.3M and personal terms)
This is why Stoke haven't announced him signing !
Express seem to be running with it as well.
Faint hope but you never know .

wheres the Express link mate?

 

[Hogwild]

Enough of Shaqiri - who's next to get our hearts all aflutter only to sign for one of our lesser rivals?

Praet, Austin, Ziyech?

 

[ChiefWiggum]

Andy Sinton...

 

[Fuleco]

A depressingly accurate summary of how things are going at the moment, sky sports transfer centre has about 12 headlines reading [insert club] closing in on [insert player] ... The one about Everton reads "Martinez - transfer window unfair" lol Everton that.

Haha the most Googled news story relating to Everton this summer has been our third kit!!

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Please show some dignity and leave the man and Stoke in peace.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Juan Quintero!

 

[Blue Cheese]

I think we'd be foolish not to sign Lennon after his performances last season. For the right price of course. £8-9m is far to high for a player in his last 12months who isn't featuring in spuds team.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Is Laporte still at Bilbao?, he'd be brilliant!

 

[Jxg]

Is Laporte still at Bilbao?, he'd be brilliant!

He'd be brilliant and he'd be as expensive, if not more expensive, than Stones.