andy4efc
Player Valuation: £60m
Even if it is in sterling it's a hell of a lot cheaper than whacking £15m on Scott Dann who turns like long life UHT milk. Takes our summer spending to roughly £12m too. You'd like to think there's about £25m left for the other 2.
For some reason, and I don't know why, I imagined a carton of UHT Milk physically turning around before realising what you meant.