Transfer Window Thread

Bigmaclad · August 17, 2015

Furey1878 said:

Was reading this as YarBesicLenCo and was very confused for at least 10 seconds

Furey1878 · August 17, 2015

Groucho said:
What's all this talk about Yarmolenko?

Real or garbage?

Bigmaclad · August 17, 2015

tommye said:
I liked it better when you went away ffs.

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I provide light to this thread.

So we're expecting 3 signings then?

SNova · August 17, 2015

I've seen people thinking of a song for him already; His name to the tune of karma Chameleon.

why do we get our hopes up over rumours lads. lol

ElPorto · August 17, 2015

Yarmolenko is not happening people, get some sleep...

... but if it does....

Ole ole - ole ole,
Ole ole - ole ole,
Yar-mo-len-ko-o

tommye · August 17, 2015

Bigmaclad said:
I provide light to this thread.

So we're expecting 3 signings then?

that's what bobby said

Bigmaclad · August 17, 2015

tommye said:
that's what bobby said

Bobby says bobby does

Dozbik · August 17, 2015

TrixyStevens said:
yarmolenko is a beast. 6"2 with pace and class control on the ball. Powerful shot with both feet. Super to have in the break in a 4-4-2. Just gone 26 years old. I hope we can sign him, guaranteed goals.

40 scorerpoints last season... I'd go nuts if he signed.

Connor · August 17, 2015

ElPorto said:
Yarmolenko is not happening people, get some sleep...

... but if it does....

Ole ole - ole ole,
Ole ole - ole ole,
Yar-mo-len-ko-o

Shout but reckon we rob this.

Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo Andriy Yarmolenkoooooo

Sign FFS Lad.

uknightbreed · August 17, 2015

its all very well getting excited about a rumour that we are moving in on yarmolenko.
but spare a thought . somewhere in a german airport lost luggage department , a little Japanese woman is in a box and running out of oxygen.

Gwladys St. Glory · August 17, 2015

50+ pages of BS in a day...I'm on page 1417, only 18 more to go. Oh, look...ANOTHER page. This the last day I'm coming in here and attempting to read anything.

Bigmaclad · August 17, 2015

Gwladys St. Glory said:
50+ pages of BS in a day...I'm on page 1417, only 18 more to go. Oh, look...ANOTHER page. This the last day I'm coming in here and attempting to read anything.

To summarise:

WE'RE SIGNING EVERYONE BECAUSE FACEBOOK IS NOW THE NUMBER ONE SOURCE AND WINNING THE LEAGUE

Caudy · August 17, 2015

Yarmolenkooo!
Who put the ball in the goal? Yarmolenkoo!
Te quiero amor mio
Yarmolenkooo!

Jxg · August 17, 2015

To the tune of "We Will Rock You":

Yarmolenko, woo,
He's still not signed,
It's likely that he won't because,
This is Everton you're supporting,
Pipe down