Transfer Window Thread

[USABlue]

EFCTV ‏@ToffeeTV1 4m4 minutes ago
Some local journos following @Yarmola_10 now

i checked and it's phil kirkbride they're referring too

 

[LlyrGrav]

Found the post of the day...take a bow.

Why thank you. Total brain fart earlier!!! Thought you lot were talking about someone then it clicked! Ha

 

[tommye]

Yarmolenkooo!
Who put the ball in the goal? Yarmolenkoo!
Te quiero amor mio
Yarmolenkooo!

To the tune of "We Will Rock You":

Yarmolenko, woo,
He's still not signed,
It's likely that he won't because,
This is Everton you're supporting,
Pipe down

To the tune of 'the big ship sails on the alley-alley-oh'

'Oh we've got a player called Yarmale-enko
Yarmale-enko
Yarmale-enko

Oh we've got a player called Yarma-le-enko

...And we can say his name right.

Oh we've got a player called Yarmale-enko
Yarmale-enko
Yarmale-enko

Oh we've got a player called Yarma-le-enko

...and he F'in hates the R**-Sh***.'

When neg bombs come back I am going to obliterate you all for this.


You have been warned.

 

[Connor]

EFCTV ‏@ToffeeTV1 4m4 minutes ago
Some local journos following @Yarmola_10 now

i checked and it's phil kirkbride they're referring too

They said give it 24 hours too. Exciting.

 

[BlueToff]

http://www.onefootballagency.com/en/index.php?id=players#.VdEiynjxZFI

That's this agent fella's website. Sound like the most made up name bloke could ever have tbh, but the site seems legit. Can't see Yarmolenko on his list of clients though.

 

[Coffee and TV]

In terms of ability, I'm right there with everyone else on Yarmolenko. He'd help.

But does anyone else think he isn't quite the best fit? I would think someone like the Dowell we saw versus Dundee (only ready for this level) would be a better fit -- someone whose game is about one-touch passes and setting up teammates.

We have plenty of players who are capable of running with the ball and getting off a shot, but we don't have very many players capable of springing teammates for better chances.

I think he got like 20 assists last season so would create goals as well as score them, not a typical playmaker though.

 

[Kendall's Dream]

They said give it 24 hours too. Exciting.

Was just about to say this. Still have no idea if they're itk at all, they must be if they're making claims like that

 

[BlueToff]

And you know what I wouldn't put it past our more creative fans to think of making all of this seem legit.

 

[Connor]

Was just about to say this. Still have no idea if they're itk at all, they must be if they're making claims like that

1 of them is to an extent I think, mates with LCAB who used to post on here and he's got a few things bob weeks before too.

I'm more inclined to believe them than other fan sites like.

 

[blue4eva77]

Why oh why do we did this all the time. Clutch at straws over nothing rumours and then go onto break things when these players in the nothing rumours sign for another club.

Yarmolenko?? Ha ha ha behave lads, Jesus wept. Please come down to earth lads, you're only in for a massive let down when we sign Aaron Lennon from Spurs.

 

[Chris Martin]

To lighten the mood....

 

[uknightbreed]

so what kind of fee and wages would this transfer be ? ..... if its legit

 

[Ehrlin]

They said give it 24 hours too. Exciting.

Can't be right. It's always 48h.

 

[Kendall's Dream]

1 of them is to an extent I think, mates with LCAB who used to post on here and he's got a few things bob weeks before too.

I'm more inclined to believe them than other fan sites like.

*Checks flight arrivals at Manchester or JL airport*

 

[bilyaletdinov_]

you signed Bogdan,
we signed Yarmolenko