Transfer Window Thread

[Bigmaclad]

THE MIRROR: Everton set to make shock move to sign Diego Forlan after Mourinho realised he wasn't that good anymore

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Are you in bed with your i pads Doug - what other site are you looking at?lol

only incontinence pads in my bed Joe.

 

[Joey66]

only incontinence pads in my bed Joe.

Don't belive it Doug your taking the P!lol

 

[Bigmaclad]

DAILY EXPRESS: Bill Kenwright says "we do have money" after rumours that the last of the money was spent on a million corned beef pasties

 

[blue4eva77]

Kenwright & Co out plane banners. More promised protests planned.

Suddenly Everton are in for numerous players with deals almost done on 4 players. Lol

Deja poo this. Where you get the feeling you've seen this crap before.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I'll file that one under 'Must do better'

Breel Embolo from Basel incoming. £7 million up front, rising to £12 million over the duration of the contract. Elstone gone skiing with him and his agent to try to tie up the deal!

Any better mate?

EDIT: It's off. Elstone twisted his knee at the top of the slope and Mark Hughes was waiting at the bottom ready to sign him up. Gone to Stoke lads ffs!

Stoked again ffs..

 

[ChiefWiggum]

Despite Martinez saying Stones is not for sale, we all know deep down that every player has their price.

What do you think the club would accept for Stones?

Take into account the Barnsley sell on clause and David Luiz went for £50m.

At this stage of the transfer window, not at any price. His stock will only grow and IF we want/need to sell him in the future, we won't struggle for suitors.

Tell Chelsea where to go and do not budge. We are in no need to sell and under no pressure. Come back another season Chelsea...

 

[Nymzee]

I reckon £35m+ for Stones may tempt as but I think if he's gonna go then wait till next summer as he'll be between £40-50m then.

 

[Bigmaclad]

THE TELEGRAPH: Martinez wants to sign all of the England U21 players so that John Stones never wants to leave

 

[StuBarlow]

I saw Oviedo in Mather Avenue Tesco last night. Amongst his shopping he had a white board and marker set.

As I got closer I saw he has already opened it and in the corner had written "Yarmolenko" #sauced



*top line is true, second line... put it down to artistic license.

 

[DrEFC]

This thread is enough to make me wanna self-yarm. ..

 

[Tubey]

Despite Martinez saying Stones is not for sale, we all know deep down that every player has their price.

What do you think the club would accept for Stones?

Take into account the Barnsley sell on clause and David Luiz went for £50m.

After today's latest stupid bid, my asking price would be at £55m.

 

[Thuck ma Baws]

This thread is enough to make me wanna self-yarm. ..

If we could self-yarm there'd be no need to pay Kiev £14million.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

This one goes out to Bill and all the transfer space watchers.

Andriy, Yarmolenk’ o,
The best Ukrainian since Shevchenko,
Oh, Andriy, Yarrr molenk’ o,
If Bill thinks you’re worthy, you’ll get curly wurlys,
And Aki, waits in the bogs.

 

[Jxg]

If we could self-yarm there'd be no need to pay Kiev £14million.