bobafro
Player Valuation: £8m
Especially since his favorite move is shifting the ball from right to left to get a shot off.
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Especially since his favorite move is shifting the ball from right to left to get a shot off.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
we've been spending the last 3 years without him anyway.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
BirkenheadBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
I don't know how to tell you this...
Hibbertinho
Player Valuation: £8m
Same mate... but then I entertain the vision of Mirallas, Barkley, Rom, Yarmolenko running and switching over and rampaging and it just doesn't make sense but it doesn't have to when they're so beautiful.
ijjysmith
Calm
In 2015 it really should be all digital. But it is Everton. And Ukraine.
It's a deal made in 1988 really.
I'm 99% certain the initial bid for a player comes in the form of a very simple email.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
well not really mate, break them down in a bit more detail, Osman, Pienaar are pretty much always injured so will not be anything more than subs anyway this year.
Kone's injury record and pre season form prett ymuch means he is entirely unreliable - great 2 games but equally likely to turn turbo gash again at any point - plus one game that he played very well out wide right a bit like Lukaku against Arsenal may have just been an opponent realy suiting it and he may struggle their on any consistent basis if played. Plus he's getting on a bit in age same as Osman and Pienaar so probably last season for him here.
Barkley most can see and Martinez himself seems to as well is far better when not asked to play in the hole behind Lukaku and given more of a free role or played deeper. certainly he has shown he is poor when asked to play wide left or right.
McGeady i think everyone and his dog can see has no future at the club and is either gonna just be used if we have an injury crisis or will be shipped off if any itnerest from anyone is shown
Cleverley can play numerous positions and is the perfect 'squad player' will see a lot of games this seaosn more than likely playing all over the shop wherre he is needed due to injuries poor form etc
Naismith - pure impact sub to be thrown on last 15 to bring his workrate and an extra body in the box
Have to factor int hat both Kev and Deulefeu have both struggled with missing chunkls of game time with injuries over the past 2 years as well and theirs no sign they won't miss 8-10 games each going forward.
Hibbertinho
Player Valuation: £8m
They'll stamp the 'hammer and sickle' on it with a wax seal.
Add Deulofeu in as well and we have a mix of really exciting attacking players
RFUS
Anustart
The fantasy...
"Stones, striding out of defence, he lofts it to Yarmolenko, he cushions it, pirouettes around his man, and another, he plays a 1-2 with Barkley, then slides it to Mirallas who's free down the left and wow, what a cross... and Rom powers it in at the kop end"
The reality...
"Johnny Evans charges forwards to intercept, and he's missed it, looks like he's tweaked his hamstring too. Howard's there though and he's ready for the counter as Everton try to equalise. He kicks it long... Lennon jumps for it and it's over his head. Throw in to Bournemouth."
You forgot the part where the ball rolls to Howard and he instinctively dives to the ground.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Would in my opinion be direct replacements for Pienaar (Yarmolenko), Osman (Cleverley) and Atsu/McGeady (Deulefeu).
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paulashcroftefc
Player Valuation: £8m
blue4eva77
Yarmolenko ? Yes please
Im in my late 30's FFS. I shouldn't be feeling like this over a player.
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