Transfer Window Thread

marnie · August 20, 2015

snipellis11 said:
Haha We are a right set us lot, but i wouldn't have it any other way.

It's like we all prematurerly ejaculate every 20 pages or so.lol

BlueLlama · August 20, 2015

Go to bed ffs

JustOpp · August 20, 2015

deipnosophist said:
your real time logic is not incorrect but your emulsifying accruals and cash flow accounting might present you problems were you to apply for a job in corporate Treasury

Luckily I'm a writer, so I shouldn't have too much to worry about. That said, I wouldn't complain if you wanted to point out where exactly I took the wrong turn.

AaronTheBlue · August 20, 2015

i doubt the lights are on at 1am in the morning haha

deipnosophist · August 20, 2015

marnie said:
It's like we all prematurerly ejaculate every 20 pages or so.lol

These Yarma rumours have completely dehydrated me

Fearthainn · August 20, 2015

My dreams will probably be in Ukrainian tonight.

navidson · August 20, 2015

This is bringing back memories of the 'test' Riquelme story on the official website

<wipes away tear>

davidloach · August 20, 2015

Michaelcoyb said:
Where is @andy4efc 's praise?

@davidloach you are nothing but a petty thief. Shame on you.

Damn, thought i was being clever and original. My apologies, @andy4efc . I will turn myself in to the proper authorities. Mods, I am not resisting.

blue76 · August 20, 2015

navidson said:
This is bringing back memories of the 'test' Riquelme story on the official website

<wipes away tear>

Lol, you couldn't make that one up!!

Furey1878 · August 20, 2015

I can't find him, lads. I'll keep looking though!

Connor · August 20, 2015

Turned the laptop off for an hour and it's Everton Twitter Mystery Hunt time.

Not sleeping here.

SIGN HIM FFS.

Garrick · August 20, 2015

Southern Yankee toffee said:
No, avoiding relegation or ending up like Leeds or QPR only strengthens his arguments.

What I mean is comparing Everton to a North American team going through a rebuild isn't a good comparison because it's a valid strategy to just be REALLY, REALLY BAD for a while to build up draft picks and therefore prospects.

That's not really how it works in Europe, where if you intentionally be bad for a while you'll just dissolve. You still have to invest here. Invest in your academy, and target the rest of your small pool of funds perfectly right to fill the holes and so you eventually become good enough where you can lure in talent from other clubs to flesh out your weaknesses.

Lukaku never comes here if we wouldn't have had Europe in 13/14. What Everton are doing (or trying to do, we'll see if it pans out) is much, much harder than just bombing it and getting some number 1 draft picks.

SingBlue · August 20, 2015

Mrk said:
The things we put ourselves through supporting this club.

People will log onto this place tomorrow morning and will follow the recent events of this thread in complete bemusement.

Truly Sir, a master of understatement.
I'm disappointed the transfer window is at 6pm this year. The possibilities of watching alcohol-induced bi-polar ITKs slugging it out with the fuming majority would've been epic.

Springhettios · August 20, 2015

I want more dildos in ears of reporters if we don't sign Yarms!!

My Friend George · August 20, 2015

Just met a dodgy old bloke who gave me a sports almanac and said it's got every major sports result for the next 20 years. I looked up October 2015 and saw Yarmolenko scores the winner against Liverpool, 2-1. It's on! The headline read 'Twisted my Yarm' because Clyne was sent off for pulling him back in the box. Lukaku scored the pen btw, in case anyone fancies a flutter.