Transfer Window Thread

[micknick]

Sorry this is a better one of you lot

 

[royalblue66]

Osman to stake claim.

 

[DownunderToffee]

I remember waiting for the world to end in Dec 2012.

This feels worse ...

At least we know the same thing will happen, nothing.

 

[noddy78]

I'm dreading the tweet that says "Everton have failed with the Mori deal and the BBC understands that Everton are unlikely to do any more business today".

Please don't tempt fate!

(Shakes head) http://www.[Publication is blacklis...eals-why-andriy-yarmolenko-to-everton-deal-d/

Everton you are ruining my bank holiday, please do some bloody transfer business

 

[whiteshadow]

At least we know the same thing will happen, nothing.

lol

 

[davek]

Na, Barry to use experience and play there along with Hibbert.

"Tony Hibbert, Everton's new playmaker, will vacate his position as back up right full back - a position now filled by Fred the doorman who continues to impress David Unsworth in Under 70s games this season".

 

[TheFinnFan]

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[Chimpy Glassman]

I'm 65% sure that the Yarmalenko and Austin deals are done, SKY are paying us a bucketload of cash to keep them sealed away until 4pm tomorrow so that cretin Jim White can announce it, and they can pretend their WWE style joke of a show is worthy of air time.

What the hell makes you think that? Have you recently suffered a blow to the head?
If we sign either of them I will be unbelievablely surprised.

 

[davek]

Bill and the board are happy to announce that the transfer kitty has now been spent.

"The Chairman is pleased to announce the arrival of John Stones from Everton...beating off fierce competition from Chelsea and Barcelona for the young defender".

 

[terraloon]

Humm

I have no idea if there is any thing in it but from what I am tolddo not be at all surprised if a player comes on loan from Chelsea. Bridge building and all that

Again no idea if it's just repeating rumours but the suggestion is that not everything is quite is as it seems re Stones and Things might have gone a different way had everyone been on the same sheet

Moses is 50-50 to go to WHU but another team is now interested . But the names I was told were Mikel and Kennedy

 

[Dithering Dougie]

I remember waiting for the world to end in Dec 2012.

This feels worse ...

 

[Joey66]

"The Chairman is pleased to announce the arrival of John Stones from Everton...beating off fierce competition from Chelsea and Barcelona for the young defender".

Is your Humble pie cooked ready to eat over the John Stones deffo gone by Tuesday statement you repeatedly made?

 

[Hangleton]

...or "Everton have failed to sign Funes Mori and will now use the cash to extend Steven Naismith's contract".

More likely to extend Martinez's contract. As a "thanks for your cooperation" gesture.

 

[Connor]

What the hell makes you think that? Have you recently suffered a blow to the head?
If we sign either of them I will be unbelievablely surprised.

I think he's joking but I hope he isn't.

 

[Joey66]

I feel it will be just one player tommorow doug perhaps a signing or a loan deal - RM has kept his word so far!