Transfer Window Thread

[Fedlingen]

I've already got Yarmolenko tattooed on my nob, mate.

Each letter is one inch in length, too.

We need this fella in next then

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazaros_Christodoulopoulos

 

[ijjysmith]

I don't and won't subscribe to Twitter and I know loads who have and dumped it cos it's too full of tosh... and all these jarg accounts purporting to be agents, club sites and in-the-knows who know jack all kinda prove the point don't they. A half decent idea that's so badly abused as to render it close to being of little or no worth in my opinion.

It's really not hard to dismiss the rubbish ones though.

 

[welshtoffee]

Twitter is absolutely crap and i treat anything that comes from it as utter lies !!!!

 

[Garrick]

Hello mates.

It is August 17th and I have swerved this thread for the entire window.

So have we signed anybody yet?

 

[quasi modo]

I've just got this feeling someone else will sign him and we will all cry

People need to stop believing twitter, bring back the days of club call on teletext.

 

[AndyC]

It's really not hard to dismiss the rubbish ones though.

I'll take your word for it Ijjy.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

I've already got Yarmolenko tattooed on my nob, mate.

Each letter is one inch in length, too.

*looks*

that just says 'Yoko' now mate?

 

[Tin-Tin]

I never thought id wish for the time when we didn't know who we were signing until they had actually signed.

 

[blue4eva77]

Hello mates.

It is August 17th and I have swerved this thread for the entire window.

So have we signed anybody yet?

Cleverley, Deulofeu and Holgate.

 

[quasi modo]

*looks*

that just says 'Yoko' now mate?

Oh-No.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Buckle up gents, I've got some great ITK stuff for you: John Harkes (former US men's team captain) visited the bar where I was watching the Southampton game to promote the new team he will be coaching next spring. When talking to him, he mentioned that his son just trained (and I think played a couple games with) our U-21s (I was proudly sporting my Barkley kit). Being in the coaching fraternity and all, he met with Martinez and had nothing but good things to say about him, Unsworth, Finch Farm, and the club. When I mentioned frustration in the transfer market, he assured me that Martinez has very firm targets in mind. So obviously, that means ... WE'RE GETTING YARMALENKO !!!!

Which WAG did Harkes bed when he was in town?

 

[Buckshot Lafonque]

I've already got Yarmolenko tattooed on my nob, mate.

Each letter is one inch in length, too.

I've got 'YO' on mine

 

[ijjysmith]

I'll take your word for it Ijjy.

I do agree that there's loads of crap on there mate. But some good stuff too. I'd say it's at its worst during transfer windows.

 

[Bainesy's Left Peg]

I remember checking club call on teletext nightly, I almost shat myself when Everton were the headline one night with:
WEAH! WEAH! WEAH! WEAH! WEAH!

 

[Garrick]

Cleverley, Deulofeu and Holgate.

Ah, yes, I mean, thank you, I appreciate it, but it was more of a rhetorical question.