neil999
Player Valuation: £80m
'So that's the plan lads, get out there and do it. Oh and Vic, stay behind a sec'
'Yes Boss ?'
'Vic before you go out there i just wanted to let you know that some of those lads from Stoke have been making fun of you in the press conference'
'What do you mean Boss ?'
'Well Vic, i don't want to upset you, but...... they've been calling you a woofter son'
'Is it because of the bag ?'
'I'm afraid so Victor. They said you're a big poofy woofter who wears a handbag'
'IT'S A FOOKN SATCHEL'
'I know Vic, but that Robert Huth is one bad tit, he's been saying you love Gok Wan more than football'
i actually let out a slight titter, got does comedy