Grand Duke of Marmite
Player Valuation: £500k
I don't for one minute think there wasn't idle click bait speculation. But there isn't one player on this planet who'd rather play for liverpool over city or Chelsea. There really isn't.
Apart from the fact he has chosen them over Chelsea and City. But whatever, I'll leave it there as I can't be arsed talking about this anymore.
You keep your head firmly buried in that sand mate.
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