Scarecrow
Player Valuation: £750k

Smart Scales with precise cardiovascular & body composition metrics by Withings
Monitor your weight, body composition, heart and nerve health with our range of accurate Wi-Fi smart scales, designed to easily track your data and improve your life.

We'll see if that link works. If not, it's a Withings Scan Watch. Proper timepiece with heart rate monitor and other guff. Ideal for a match day.