The modern players arent simpletons, they are cowards. Having an agent nowadays allows them to abdicate all responsibility for their own actions. Lukaku's "my agent is dealing with things" statement is typical of the way they hide behind them. The suggestion being that they are just a simple footballer, where they go and how they behave is all entirely controlled by somebody in their employ? Hateful, spineless, morally bankrupt gimps!
In general very true mate, but you've picked the worst example in Lukaku - he's one who has overridden his agent very publicly twice already this year.
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