Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[tommye]

See ye soon Wazza laaaa

 

[Toffeepot]

I can just hear Rooney in the dressing room at Anfield pre match; 'these lads?! smashed 'em plenty of times and we will today!' get him in, great signing

 

[orly]

Look who's back...

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Gol.

 

[bicycleheader]

Welcome home Wayne, he is a bigger blue than the majority of us on here.

He's big, but he is not that fat


The thought of Barkley leaving has led me to the position that I will accept Rooney waddling back to Goodison only if Ross stays

 

[sageyefc]

Moshi knows he's an over the hill fat hobbit, wield your power farad, don't let the PE teacher sign him

 

[orly]

Pickford...... picks out Schneiderlin with a long throw.... quick and stylish one-two with Klaasen.... up to Rom, off his shins to Rooney... 30 yards from goal will he go for goal himself GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL WHAT A STUNNER, WHAT A STUNNER, A SUPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREME DIPPING SHOT, IN OFF THE BAR, EVERTON SURELY HAVE BEATEN LIVERPOOL AT ANFIELD HERE

 

[gaz1976]

This ship has sailed and I think Everton have younger players in mind but I suppose never say never

 

[PaddyG]

Pickford...... picks out Schneiderlin with a long throw.... quick and stylish one-two with Klaasen.... up to Rom, off his shins to Rooney... 30 yards from goal will he go for goal himself GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL WHAT A STUNNER, WHAT A STUNNER, A SUPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREME DIPPING SHOT, IN OFF THE BAR, EVERTON SURELY HAVE BEATEN LIVERPOOL AT ANFIELD HERE

Even in this scenario we'd throw it away.

 

[mightymoyes]

wish the chinese would get the finger out and sign this has-been mess before we do something very stupid.

 

[Jacko93]

Pickford...... picks out Schneiderlin with a long throw.... quick and stylish one-two with Klaasen.... up to Rom, off his shins to Rooney... 30 yards from goal will he go for goal himself GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL WHAT A STUNNER, WHAT A STUNNER, A SUPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREME DIPPING SHOT, IN OFF THE BAR, EVERTON SURELY HAVE BEATEN LIVERPOOL AT ANFIELD HERE

We'd concede our 2nd & 3rd penalty of a 3-2 defeat in the 105th and 107th minute after Gana's lengthy treatment cause his leg fell off.

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Pickford...... picks out Schneiderlin with a long throw.... quick and stylish one-two with Klaasen.... up to Rom, off his shins to Rooney... 30 yards from goal will he go for goal himself GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL WHAT A STUNNER, WHAT A STUNNER, A SUPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREME DIPPING SHOT, IN OFF THE BAR, EVERTON SURELY HAVE BEATEN LIVERPOOL AT ANFIELD HERE

lol lol lol lol

 

[paulbefc]

I would like us to sign this player.

 

[ijjysmith]

Pickford...... picks out Schneiderlin with a long throw.... quick and stylish one-two with Klaasen.... up to Rom, off his shins to Rooney... 30 yards from goal will he go for goal himself GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL WHAT A STUNNER, WHAT A STUNNER, A SUPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREME DIPPING SHOT, IN OFF THE BAR, EVERTON SURELY HAVE BEATEN LIVERPOOL AT ANFIELD HERE

Lost it at this bit. lollollol

 

[degsy]

Moshi knows he's an over the hill fat hobbit, wield your power farad, don't let the PE teacher sign him

If it's down to Moshiri...and it probably is, as it's a big out going with some risk attached. I think he'll want to tie Rooney down / in / up with KPI's - just to protect his Investment. Also If he's half the business man he's purported to be, there should be some sort of outside 'extra wazza targeted' sponsorship cash to be garnered...Wayne Rooney - proudly sponsored by USM Grafton Enterprises.

2 people have to agree; Moshiri and Rooney.

Meanwhile on Fantasy Island; If it costs (*shrugs) 8-10M per season and He galvanises the team to 2 wins per season - you know which ones = value for money

Dare say 1st July will answer some questions, both in and out.

 

[madkiwi]

With all the exciting young players we are getting in, I don't mind the odd experienced player as well. But I'm with Moshiri, has to be value for money.