Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[Pabbers]

I am sure his BMI and all that witchcraft is sound.

But he doesnt look in condition, as an elite footballer anyrate.

So? Is their a book that says how they should look??

Higuin, maradona, gazza.....aguero even!!!

Ronaldo looks that great, a chubby dwarf is still better than him!!!

 

[roydo]

So? Is their a book that says how they should look??

Higuin, maradona, gazza.....aguero even!!!

Ronaldo looks that great, a chubby dwarf is still better than him!!!

No, and you have a point. There isnt a matrix that all football players should fit.

That being said, once the biological make up of a player starts to mature, it isnt easy to reverse. And the 4 things that have to propel that thickening body around the field, 2 lungs, 2 legs, find it harder to do.

Not saying he is crap, not even saying he is finished, (he has more football ability in his big toe than me), just saying that I aint convinced he looks like he could deliver for Everton.

Based, granted, on a photo on the internet.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

He is not even fat, ya bunch of utter utter little girls....lol

Nah , he's just a bit thick n' tubby.

 

[The_La]

This was him when much younger - pre-hair transplant.
He's never been ripped

 

[roydo]

This was him when much younger - pre-hair transplant.
He's never been ripped

Fine.

But after years o being a professional footballer, at the elite level, that physique, I would hope, should be similar.

Unless, the irreversible thickening process is in full swing.

And i looks like it is.

Not s a dig, not even a criticism, just a cold assessment.

 

[Pabbers]

Some of you lads must be proper cut and ripped, if you think he is fat/chubby etc!!!lol

 

[Baines' left foot]

I am sure his BMI and all that witchcraft is sound.

But he doesnt look in condition, as an elite footballer anyrate.

Chico, errr I mean Tyson Fury and Tony Bellew didn't look too great in their most recent fights either but still won. Looks can be deceiving.

 

[billyblue80]

Washed up

 

[blue61]

Welcome Wayne Ballooney.

 

[COYB]

Some of you lads must be proper cut and ripped, if you think he is fat/chubby etc!!!lol

i'm like a twig so my argument is valid he's a fat blert.

 

[marnie]

i'm like a twig so my argument is valid he's a fat blert.

I'm with you, I'm like a walking X Ray.

 

[rochdaleblue]

A pre-season under koeman might get him fitter than he has been recently. But my biggest concern is koeman wants to employ a high tempo pressing game, I don't think Rooney's body could withstand that tempo of football anymore. The Rooney of 5 years ago would have been perfect for us and that system, sadly not anymore.

 

[ProZ]

Some of you lads must be proper cut and ripped, if you think he is fat/chubby etc!!!lol

I am but I don't like to boast, it's not in my nature.

 

[Piijt]

I think he reads the game better than just about anyone else in the league. Might not have the speed nowadays but has the vision and the skills. Would love to see him in an attacking midfield Scholes/Pirlo type role

 

[windymiller]

I don't want Rooney anywhere near Everton. But let's not rewrite history, he's never been ripped, both these photos are pre hair op, which was a few years ago.

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That's my point. He doesn't look after himself out of season, never has. The difference now is that he's the wrong side of 30 and it gets harder to get in shape for the season with every year that passes. I don't want us to splurge a serious amount of cash in wages and fees on a guy who may or may not be fit for the start of the season.