Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[Smig1878]

Is there any way of cashing in my £500k and starting from scratch again?

@GrandOldTeam I'll take a cheque or BACS mate.[/QUO
Just take a pic of the front and back of your bank card stick it up and I'll sort it for you....don't worry about the initial withdrawal or purchasing made before you get the money it's just procedure and it'll be refunded as part of your subscription charges for GOT membership fees for renewal

 

[mezzrow]

As seen from afar, it was pretty much inevitable that he would come back, and it was pretty much inevitable that he'd be basically unwanted when he did.

Now it's up to Everton and Rooney what they make of it. There'll be no shortage of coverage.

Media. (spits)

Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Anyone written him an incredibly cringeworthy poem like that lot wrote Balotelli when they signed him?

 

[Azza]

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright met Wayne Rooney's long-time adviser Paul Stretford in London on Wednesday amid speculation over the forward's Manchester United future.

 

[BlueToff]

Speaking as somone who lived in liverpool while that was happening, I would have been delighted to see him back 6 years ago.

It's the way he did that and then has come back now he's old and unmotivated for one last payout that annoys.

It's a poor consolation prize for having missed him in his prime to get this version of him. And it's a move that, like everything else he's done, is better for Wayne Rooney than for Everton.

He will be motivated.

Koeman wouldn't be signing him if he wasn't.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

As if most of the people who buy United shirts watch the actual games and know who are playing well.

Lol perhaps I am giving a bit too much credit there

 

[Allezfan]

He will be motivated.

Koeman wouldn't be signing him if he wasn't.

If you honestly think that even very good managers don't sometimes make mistakes and buy players who don't have the right attitude by mistake, you're going to very disapointed in life.

 

[ijjysmith]

Anyone written him an incredibly cringeworthy poem like that lot wrote Balotelli when they signed him?

There once was a player called Wayne.
Signing him proved a bit of a pain.
He loved the old grannies.
And their wrinkley fannies.
If only we could have signed Kane

 

[leslad]

Has bill been given some special drugs this transfer window? He's appears to be being involved everywhere and in everything

 

[COYBL25]

There once was a player called Wayne.
Signing him proved a bit of a pain.
He loved the old grannies.
And their wrinkley fannies.
If only we could have signed Kane

lollollol

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
You're coming home, Wayne
to give so much pain, Wayne
to all those who show you so much disdain, Wayne.

Anyone written him an incredibly cringeworthy poem like that lot wrote Balotelli when they signed him?

 

[LocalNative]

If you honestly think that even very good managers don't sometimes make mistakes and buy players who don't have the right attitude by mistake, you're going to very disapointed in life.

So you're writing him off before he even arrives - despite our manager thinking he could still do a job?

 

[Smig1878]

I remember those gold boots he wore that season. Gold boots became the fashion for kids everywhere

Umbro' them as well....

*taps nose

 

[rochdaleblue]

Has bill been given some special drugs this transfer window? He's appears to be being involved everywhere and in everything

At least he won't have to bother with the 'boys pen' stories with Rooney, I bet he's heard them countless times before.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Wayne, Wayne, Wayne
You're coming home, Wayne
to give so much pain, Wayne
to all those who show you so much disdain, Wayne.

Make it more artistic witha dramatic pause and end it with

Remember the name: Wayne.