Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[Zezti]

Anyone written him an incredibly cringeworthy poem like that lot wrote Balotelli when they signed him?

how about:
Wayne, Wayne, go away
come again another day
Wayne, Wayne, go away
little Barkley wants to play

 

[Allezfan]

So you're writing him off before he even arrives - despite our manager thinking he could still do a job?

I'm very skeptical of this transfer yes. He's been clearly past his best for a while.

And I do still believe that manager's occasionaly make mistakes. I realise the 'in S̶m̶i̶t̶h̶,̶ ̶M̶o̶y̶e̶s̶,̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶t̶i̶n̶e̶z̶ , Koeman we trust' brigade exist but I prefer to actually have my own opinions.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Make it more artistic witha dramatic pause and end it with

Remember the name: Wayne.

Goes to sit on the bog to think.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Has bill been given some special drugs this transfer window? He's appears to be being involved everywhere and in everything

There once a chairman named Bill
Was given a magical pill
Was funded by Mosh
And spent all his dosh
And signed players with Chinese bank bills

 

[VaguelyBrown]

Don't kid yourself...Keane wanted to go to utd and they pulled out of the deal....and has Barkley signed a contract or been sold...I don't think so...

The Rooney deal is done!

EDIT - stupid gif FFS Ijjy got there first

 

[rochdaleblue]

There was an old player called wayne
Who we all thought had gone a bit lame.
But then one night
He went to the RS
And proved he could do it again!

 

[Penno]

There once was a player called Wayne.
Signing him proved a bit of a pain.
He loved the old grannies.
And their wrinkley fannies.
If only we could have signed Kane

There once was a player called Wayne
Who drove all the blues insane
I was his greatest fan
Till he dry bummed me nan
Now I hold him with much disdain

 

[Somerset Blue]

I'm very skeptical of this transfer yes. He's been clearly past his best for a while.

And I do still believe that manager's occasionaly make mistakes. I realise the 'in S̶m̶i̶t̶h̶,̶ ̶M̶o̶y̶e̶s̶,̶ ̶M̶a̶r̶t̶i̶n̶e̶z̶ , Koeman we trust' brigade exist but I prefer to actually have my own opinions.

Nobody trusted Smith surely!

 

[ToffeeTim]

I will feel ill if we do any kind of swap with Lukaku

 

[Blue Parkender]

If Rooney signs i will bet my old age pension we are on Sky on Monday night.. They will just love it..

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Nobody trusted Smith surely!

When he bought Collins, Dacourt and Materazzi we all got pretty excited tbf

 

[Penno]

Dear Wayne,

Remember when you got your Ford Ka?
You were truly a world star.
Now I watch you from a far
And wonder if you'd benefit from lend of my mothers bra.

 

[ijjysmith]

EDIT - stupid gif FFS Ijjy got there first

 

[ijjysmith]

Nobody trusted Smith surely!

HEY

 

[Somerset Blue]

When he bought Collins, Dacourt and Materazzi we all got pretty excited tbf

Aye I forgot that brief respite, I had it erased by Pembridge, Gemmill & Alexanderson...