2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[Toast]

So. We have a spy amongst us.

No way am I getting involved in that.

 

[mightymoyes]

Wait what!?

We're not actually giving him 'time off' are we?

I'm way behind on this story.

I'd give him unpaid time off no problem and hopefully he won't be back

 

[Eggs]

...lad in the barbers said if him and Colleen split then she would be entitled to 50% of everything he has. That means Coleen would have more medals than Stephen Gerrard.

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

There's a story about Rooney in today's Star and they've quoted a few from on here, notbaly @ToffeeTim and @The binman chronicles

Surely there is another opportunity for a 'Joseph Chicoazul Yobo' moment

 

[Toast]

Your the only one who looks arsed here Wazza.
Just to say thanks.
Your covering at least 4 positions at once as well.
You should have the arm band. Not arsed about off field stuff.

 

[centralTon]

Your the only one who looks arsed here Wazza.
Just to say thanks.
Your covering at least 4 positions at once as well.
You should have the arm band. Not arsed about off field stuff.

^^^ This.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I'm sorry but he has to stay disciplined and play his position. Otherwise he is having a good game. He is WAY too deep and we have no presence behind DCL.

 

[4737carlin]

By far our best player in that half, rest of them forget it

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Your the only one who looks arsed here Wazza.
Just to say thanks.
Your covering at least 4 positions at once as well.
You should have the arm band. Not arsed about off field stuff.

Actually gives a crap

 

[darkwingduck]

He may look like he gives a crap but unfortunately he is also crap.

 

[kenada_blue]

I'm sorry but he has to stay disciplined and play his position. Otherwise he is having a good game. He is WAY too deep and we have no presence behind DCL.

Our £50mill man is supposed to be playing off him

 

[4737carlin]

Saved for Sunday forget this rubbish

 

[royalblue66]

Blow the whistle ref.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Knew this would happen. Can't build a formation round a paceless has been.

 

[hktoffee]

Knew this would happen. Can't build a formation round a paceless has been.

I would have dropped him by now. Far too slow in everything. You can't have Rooney and Sigurdssson in the same team.