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Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
I'll be looking forward to the day when Everton TV no longer have to ask EVERY SINGLE PLAYER who signs/plays for Everton, "it must be a real drawcard to play alongside someone like Wayne Rooney".
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
It must be annoying for Americans when they see absolute bloaters like this rocking up in their league. How is it ever meant to progress if players like Rooney are going over and stunting the development of young American players?
They don’t give a toss about a player’s ability levels or effectiveness, they’re just buzzing to have a celebrity playing for them.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Wait until he has lived in the US for a few months with the gassy beer and the monster portion sizes. Its not Nando's.
He'll be the size of big Nev by season's end.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
I’m think more about the true supporters of the game. The ones putting in the hard graft, only to see Rooney coming over, earning millions, all while being a fat waste.
A year or two in American and Wayne Rooney will have the body comparable to that of Neville Southall.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Weirdly just posted the same thinglol
I’ve been to Florida a couple of times years ago. Used to go to the Ponderosa all-you-can-eat for our tea, my dad put on over a stone and a half in two weeks. Rooney will be in his element over there.
barneygumble
Player Valuation: £60m
He'd be the first person out the door for me.
He's done his duty now, he's been forgiven. He's scored some goals, gave us some more good memories, but he's finished now. He's so slow, and he just can't keep pace anymore.
Got a lot of time for him coming back, and scoring a pen at Anfield, well that's absolutely brilliant. But no room for sentiment in football (well unless your osman and hibbert, who apparently are entitled to 10 years worth).
He's done his duty now, he's been forgiven. He's scored some goals, gave us some more good memories, but he's finished now. He's so slow, and he just can't keep pace anymore.
Got a lot of time for him coming back, and scoring a pen at Anfield, well that's absolutely brilliant. But no room for sentiment in football (well unless your osman and hibbert, who apparently are entitled to 10 years worth).
Hmm.
Debunkology
Player Valuation: £10m
It raises the Profile of the league, which in turn is good for the growth of the sport within America. It makes total sense.
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
Exactly.
For all the windmilling in here, that Dominic King article would suggest that his main reason for leaving would be that he doesn't want to play for Allardyce any longer.
Like, you know, next season.
Make of that what you will.
I won't lie to you OFrandilino, I heard he wanted out in March.
I'm surprised it's only come out now.
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
Oh I've no doubt he does mate. Since Christmas, it has been a slog.
But if he thought a new manager was coming in he'd stay til January. He knows Allardyce is staying so he's off.
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