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ijjysmith
Calm
With the DC angels now.
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
They’ve stolen our boy, they’ve stolen our boy....
no way?!?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It`ll be like that time Hugh Grant caught, except the lady he gets caught with will be at least twice the age.
WORLD FOOTBALL
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Got about what I expected out of Rooney and I’m not angry at him or disappointed to see him leave. However I do think DC United is massively wasting their money.
pronto
Mate mate mate mate mate.
Honestly though for me this is like the end of the worst period at Everton in a long time. Starting with lobbing money desperately at a bang average manager like Koeman, bringing back this money grabber who had no interest in joining us when we weren't so flush....then culminating in panicing about a relegation that was never happening and employing the corrupt oaf. Now they are all gone, and I'll be doing my best to forget the last two seasons.
I dearly hope we don't stoop so low again.
I dearly hope we don't stoop so low again.
SantaClausisanEvertonian
Player Valuation: £10m
'Our Wayne' has left to join the worst team, in one of the world's worst leagues; it's beyond parody my friends. Today marks his retirement from competitive football.
From what I`ve seen in the papers, I wouldn`t describe the girls he`s been caught with a milfs.
One looked like one of Peter Sutcliffe`s victims, the other one looked like a parrot, wearing clothes, but with a sunbed tan.
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