2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[GwladysPhil]

He needs to be brought out into the centre circle next game, preferably just before kick off. I want to see him held down by royal blue stocks and the Lower Gwladys lads hold up a fancy banner in gothic style text saying ONCE A BLUE THEN A RED THEN A BLUE AGAIN THEN A DRINK DRIVER : DEAD 2 US 1878.

Joe Royle comes out and asks him what he pleads. Once he admits his guilt then Joe signals to the main stand and out walks Straquilarsi in a Le Coq Sportif onesie who strides to the centre circle and puts a gimp mask with pool ball in Wayne's mouth. Straq fist pumps at the Lower Gwladys ultras and rips out his crotch.

What comes next got me banned by Esk last time so I'll leave you there. But Wayne got to learn and this is how.

Esk banned you for making in depth solutions yet he spouts lies about transfers and reigns free?

Shocking.

 

[chicoazul]

Soz

Marine?

Make him walk there, in a pair of Lonsdale without laces.

 

[chicoazul]

Esk banned you for making in depth solutions yet he spouts lies about transfers and reigns free?

Shocking.

Thank you for your faith in me Phil. I belong to you now.

 

[bicycleheader]

Make him walk there, in a pair of Lonsdale without laces.

And with only half a warm can of ale and a pack of cigarettes that looks new and sealed but when he opens it there's only two

And Collen wants a swing of the ale and one of the ciggies

 

[royalblue66]

Has he been found guilty ?

 

[bicycleheader]

Has he been found guilty ?

Doesn't work like that. They do the sentencing in the next days edition! Keep up

 

[Blue Sky]

Jeeves will have to drop him off at work.

He should have a driver whenever he goes out , just doesn't make sense not to.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Well done Wayne

 

[McBain]

He should have a driver whenever he goes out , just doesn't make sense not to.

I'd have a fleet with the money he earns.

 

[royalblue66]

Doesn't work like that. They do the sentencing in the next days edition! Keep up

Oh sorry, and have you any idea when the hanging will take place,? Just asking for a friend like.

 

[chicoazul]

Oh sorry, and have you any idea when the hanging will take place,? Just asking for a friend like.

There's no hanging nate. Straquilarsi gonna sodimise him after Spurs.

 

[GwladysPhil]

Thank you for your faith in me Phil. I belong to you now.

You belong to no one Chico. Yo're a free spirit.

I've seen a lot of injustice aimed your way such as your warnings regarding the Split Scruffs. Knocks me sick.

 

[chicoazul]

You belong to no one Chico. Yo're a free spirit.

I've seen a lot of injustice aimed your way such as your warnings regarding the Split Scruffs. Knocks me sick.

Thanks man. I just try and call out the nasties I see that are threatening our little shire. I take more abuse than Ross misplacing a pass but it's a price I'll pay.

 

[bicycleheader]

Oh sorry, and have you any idea when the hanging will take place,? Just asking for a friend like.

Sunday edition, pull out spread and all

 

[royalblue66]

There's no hanging nate. Straquilarsi gonna sodimise him after Spurs.

Oh that's ok then. Can't understand why Big Dunk wasn't driving. and Wayne wasn't in the boot.