Weird behaviour

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Also another workplace story. I was managing a youth centre and on my first night a guy randomly appears at the door and i answered. He sounded scandinavian, which was very out of the ordinary for the area i was working.

He said he wasnt from the area and needed to use the bathroom. I said that as much as i would like to help i couldnt let him into the building as the kids were here and it was a child protection risk so signposted him to the bar 100 feet away. He got quite irritated and said 'Ok so what i do now is your responsibility' and off he went.

5 minutes later the door raps and i look out and its the same guy with a small bag in hand which he is showing to me. He takes a few steps back and i open the door. He said you now need to dispose of this. He had took a dump on the street, found a bag and brought it to me. I told him where to go and he left the bag and vanished. Never to be seen again.

I had to log the report and call police sue to risk of potential indecent exposure for kids outside the building. They had a right laugh when i told this story.

I see what you did there.

 

[Kurt.]

Once this woman asked me out on a date… I said yes ….. the horror hasn’t ended yet

 

[Kurt.]

My assumption was that he had some learning difficulties which is the only reason i didn't agree to meet him and blatter him for being a creep.

What film did you watch ?

 

[verreauxi]

Reading a news report about a former student obsessed with his former professor. Now has a restraing order. Quite possibly has a serious mental health issue, but I did chuckle at this:

In one incident, in June 2020, Yeung invited his former lecturer to a marriage ceremony for the two of them.

The prosecutor told the court: "He booked a registry office and sent her an email inviting her to their wedding."

Can you imagine receiving that email? Poor woman, that's truly weird stuff.

Anyone got any weird behaviour stories to share?

One was signed off with "your treacherous, your husband, your faithful follower". [/I]

Quite a closing statement...

 

[Rita_Poon]

Also another workplace story. I was managing a youth centre and on my first night a guy randomly appears at the door and i answered. He sounded scandinavian, which was very out of the ordinary for the area i was working.

He said he wasnt from the area and needed to use the bathroom. I said that as much as i would like to help i couldnt let him into the building as the kids were here and it was a child protection risk so signposted him to the bar 100 feet away. He got quite irritated and said 'Ok so what i do now is your responsibility' and off he went.

5 minutes later the door raps and i look out and its the same guy with a small bag in hand which he is showing to me. He takes a few steps back and i open the door. He said you now need to dispose of this. He had took a dump on the street, found a bag and brought it to me. I told him where to go and he left the bag and vanished. Never to be seen again.

I had to log the report and call police due to risk of potential indecent exposure for kids outside the building. They had a right laugh when i told this story.

I'll bet...

 

[Goat]

There is a girl I work with who got a cat from an orphanage, and gave it back two days later as she couldn't deal with the stress of looking after a cat

A month later, someone at works sister has terminal cancer so the person I work with emailed to ask if anyone wanted to have the cat. The girl took the cat and then gave it back two days later as she couldn't handle the 'stress' of looking after the cat (she said to the person 'its the most stressful thing I have done in my life)

Related story, but not weird.

My daughter got a new kitten about 6months ago, but she felt it was lonely so she got another 1.

2 days she managed before she had to take the 2nd kitten back cos they were fighting none stop, I said, you wanna try having 3 kids that fight every day for the last 25 years, she wasnt amused.

 

[Rita_Poon]

There is a girl I work with

... quizzical raised eyebrow*

 

[coollino]

A mate and I were out the other year on in a pub, and we met this group of girls who turned out were in a metal band who were playing in a metal festival in a pub that evening they put us on the guest list and said we could come see them play. We laughed and thought it was all a joke

We carried on drinking for a few more hours and then we went there, couldn't find them anywhere but then it turns out they were playing. They got us on stage and we were dancing with them and playing the air guitar like we were really cool. We are not metal looking people and even though it was funny at the time, it's still one of the most cringe things I have ever done and it still makes my toes curl

 

[Nymzee]

Related story, but not weird.

My daughter got a new kitten about 6months ago, but she felt it was lonely so she got another 1.

2 days she managed before she had to take the 2nd kitten back cos they were fighting none stop, I said, you wanna try having 3 kids that fight every day for the last 25 years, she wasnt amused.

When did cats become items of clothing? lol

"Hang on just popping to the Post Office to return this"

 

[Goat]

When did cats become items of clothing? lol

"Hang on just popping to the Post Office to return this"

I told her that it takes at least 6 months for Kittens to stop fighting, she couldnt take it back fast enough.

Thankfully the lady she got it from was understanding.

 

[Rita_Poon]

A mate and I were out the other year on in a pub, and we met this group of girls who turned out were in a metal band who were playing in a metal festival in a pub that evening they put us on the guest list and said we could come see them play. We laughed and thought it was all a joke

We carried on drinking for a few more hours and then we went there, couldn't find them anywhere but then it turns out they were playing. They got us on stage and we were dancing with them and playing the air guitar like we were really cool. We are not metal looking people and even though it was funny at the time, it's still one of the most cringe things I have ever done and it still makes my toes curl

It's slowly becoming apparent you are George Clooney's younger more attractive brother. Is this correct?

 

[coollino]

It's slowly becoming apparent you are George Clooney's younger more attractive brother. Is this correct?

Ha no, I'm just fairly normal and also I am very good at talking a lot of crap

 

[Nymzee]

Ha no, I'm just fairly normal and also I am very good at talking a lot of crap

You can't say that now I don't believe any of your stories

 

[Micky_T]

You're on a football forum full of people that voluntarily go and watch Everton play week in, week out. How much weirder do you want to get?

 

[coollino]

You can't say that now I don't believe any of your stories

I mean like talking about things that people have no interest in, but then I make them have interest in