Weird behaviour

[DavidH]

A good girl mate of mine split up with her fella (also a good mate of mine) and started seeing some lad. The original relationship was quite toxic so a lot of us were relieved they'd knocked it on the head even though they had a kid. Anyway a few people knew this new fella and had given her a bit of a warning that he's not all there. I'd met him a few times and he seemed sound enough.

First time I noticed his weird behaviour was when he started doing press ups in-front of a load of us at a BBQ one day. It was kind of pit down to him being drunk but odd nevertheless. Anyway they started having arguments and she jibbed him (this had only been going on a few months) and he went extremely weird. Sending loads of us Facebook messages asking how we are then quickly turning the toping to our friend. "is she seeing anyone" "has she mentioned me at all" "will you speak to her for me?" that kind of stuff.

I lived closer to her than anyone else and she rang me one day panicking and asked me to come Rond, got there and he'd plastered a load of posters on the side of her house, pictures of them both that he'd gone and got printed. They were proper A2 sized posters and all so he'd put a lot of effort in, the worry was she had her young son with her. He went o his nans and we took the pictures down and she asked would I hang around. My bird at the time brought a takeaway round and we all had a few drinks, next thing the doorbell goes. I went the door, nobody there. She casually went "Oh he does it all the time" WHAT?! Anyway it all slowly died down and she ended up back with her ex (my mate) anyway.

I haven't seen him for a long time but last time I did was at Lime St station. He'd lost a lot of weight and was carrying a gym bag I said are you off the gym mate? "Nah look" inside was just full of loose cans of ale. Want one? I'm ok mate I've got to get to work, take care yeah

 

[DavidH]

I've probably told this before but I behaved in an unintentionally weird way a long time back now.

I was on my way to work and it was torrential rain, properly horrible, a car I recognised as a woman I worked with pulled up next to me and desperate to get out of the rain I leapt in asking she'd been kind enough to pick me up on the way into the office. I turned to my right to thank her only to find a woman that wasn't who I thought it was looking confused/terrified. I have no idea what it was I mumbled to her but I turned to open the door realising I'd made a terrible error to find the person she was there to pick up looking equally confused.

I got out, put my head down and got out of there as quickly as possible, I can only imagine the conversation that went on when her friend got in the car.

"I giant bear just jumped in my car!"

"Aww Sue, have the dreams started again?"

 

[chicoazul]

Let us make it relatable guys, what’s been the weirdest behaviour you’ve seen on here? Someone pretending to be a marvel rip off and that liar who pretended to be a pilot was good.

 

[COYBL25]

Let us make it relatable guys, what’s been the weirdest behaviour you’ve seen on here? Someone pretending to be a marvel rip off and that liar who pretended to be a pilot was good.

It’s knowing where to start tbh.

 

[Dancing Pat]

If he's a kopite, then that's normal behavior for them.

Remember the wank Buddha?

That’s who I was originally looking for!

 

[Rita_Poon]

I've probably told this before but I behaved in an unintentionally weird way a long time back now.

I was on my way to work and it was torrential rain, properly horrible, a car I recognised as a woman I worked with pulled up next to me and desperate to get out of the rain I leapt in asking she'd been kind enough to pick me up on the way into the office. I turned to my right to thank her only to find a woman that wasn't who I thought it was looking confused/terrified. I have no idea what it was I mumbled to her if anything but I turned to open the door realising I'd made a terrible error to find the person she was there to pick up looking equally confused.

I got out, put my head down and got out of there as quickly as possible, I can only imagine the conversation that went on when her friend got in the car.

We all have regrets of missed threesomes, it's ok to grieve...

 

[Bungle]

Let us make it relatable guys, what’s been the weirdest behaviour you’ve seen on here? Someone pretending to be a marvel rip off and that liar who pretended to be a pilot was good.

@Ashtonian messaging Danny or possibly another mod to tell them how well he was doing and subsequently creating a new account to absolutely prove the terroring he got on here didn't bother him, only to lose his mind again.

 

[Eggs]

….bloke in the pub got on a packed bus and sat next to some old fella who kept smiling at him. It was only when he walked in the bar he realised the fella had p1ssed against his leg and his pants were soaking.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

It was tough trying to concentrate at work knowing that those buns were in the same office… Although I was lonely The Equalizer 3 was a very good film so you missed out sweet cheeks x
Knowing that you stood me up makes me feel better about adopting a disguise, pretending to be from Sweden and defecating near your workplace. Don’t be a stranger xxx

Meet me at the Abbey after game on Sunday, I'll be wearing a North Face coat.

 

[DavidH]

….bloke in the pub got on a packed bus and sat next to some old fella who kept smiling at him. It was only when he walked in the bar he realised the fella had p1ssed against his leg and his pants were soaking.

That's what he told you was it.....

 

[canuckblue]

I've probably told this before but I behaved in an unintentionally weird way a long time back now.

I was on my way to work and it was torrential rain, properly horrible, a car I recognised as a woman I worked with pulled up next to me and desperate to get out of the rain I leapt in asking she'd been kind enough to pick me up on the way into the office. I turned to my right to thank her only to find a woman that wasn't who I thought it was looking confused/terrified. I have no idea what it was I mumbled to her if anything but I turned to open the door realising I'd made a terrible error to find the person she was there to pick up looking equally confused.

I got out, put my head down and got out of there as quickly as possible, I can only imagine the conversation that went on when her friend got in the car.

And the legend was born....

 

[Clarky cat]

Meet me at the Abbey after game on Sunday, I'll be wearing a North Face coat.

Wear those tight grey slacks please. That derrière will look like a couple of boiled eggs in a hanky x

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Let us make it relatable guys, what’s been the weirdest behaviour you’ve seen on here? Someone pretending to be a marvel rip off and that liar who pretended to be a pilot was good.

That kid who offered Mike a straightener in Neighbourhood

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Going back about 20yrs...

Had a night out in Birmingham. Me and my buddies were toasted and ambling about looking for a taxi. Found ourselves off Broad Street / Brindley place area where there's a rank. Noticed a local lad on his tod screaming at passing cars.

Pretty quickly we realised he was shouting fairly racist stuff at a bunch of young Asian lads playing loud music in their car. We called him over and suggested he pack it in for being out of order/save him from a slapping.

Completely calm and fine with it, gets nattering to us, asks us all if we've had a good night etc. Starts chatting about bands/music (with the odd diversion into slagging the rap stuff the Asian fellas had on).

Noticed he's slowly moving sideways toward one of my mates, the shortest of our group. Turns to said mate and says "do you know what the BBC is?"

My mate starts to say "the British broad..." before our hero starts undoing his zip and yells "THE BIG BRUMMIE COCK" whilst starting to chase my mate who'd moved away quickly.

We calm it all down. This lad is all apologies, says he's just messing. Starts back on music. We're all wary now, edging away. Next thing, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BBBC IS? THE BIG BRUMMIE BALD COCK!" before starting to chase my mate with his knob out.

We legged him at this point and he vanished into the night, cackling. I kinda hope the Asian lads found him and battered him.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Let us make it relatable guys, what’s been the weirdest behaviour you’ve seen on here? Someone pretending to be a marvel rip off and that liar who pretended to be a pilot was good.

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