Whatever happened to normal names ?

[BirkenheadBlue]

..saw a kid called Jackson a few weeks ago.

I associate names like Tyson and Brodie more with pets.

Mate of mine named his kid Jackson. Seen far worse than that tbh.

 

[Number_25]

My parents spelt my name incorrectly, and I've lived with it since because they thought it would be "unique".

 

[Lord Buckethead]

The Brazillians have it right.
Name your stars after Yorkshire pensioners.
Fred.. Bernard... Jesus (if you've never been told Jesus was a Yorkshireman you've never been cornered by one of the slack-jawed dullards at a party)

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

After Kelvin?

err ? d'ya mind.

you can't get cooler.

or 'absolute zero' as someone pointed out to me.

 

[Seathestars]

These young’ns need a kick up the backside.
I blame Jamie Oliver the absolute southern puff.

 

[kev]

..my middle name is Ernest. Don’t get many of them these days.

To be fair @Eggs, there's not as many horse drawn milk carts around these days.

 

[tommytowne]

Some snotty nosed, malnourished, poorly clothed and shod five year old(ish) lad answering to Hudson no less in the playground yesterday.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Heard yesterday; Piper! Piper! C'mere!

 

[Methuselah]

I'm OK. The guy next door on the left is also called John. The guy next door on the right is also called John.

 

[PITA]

@Kurt I think you would approve of what they do in Scandinavian countries, then. For example, in Denmark there is an approved list of 7,000 baby names you can choose from.

Bit too much choice there but generally I approve.

 

[Brendan Janus]

I've always liked Tristram Fourmile !!

 

[SerenityNigh]

err ? d'ya mind.

you can't get cooler.

or 'absolute zero' as someone pointed out to me.

One of the other definitely. Was the joke warmly received?

 

[Togger Blue]

Heard yesterday; Piper! Piper! C'mere!

… probably by somebody just run over by Tom Davies on his skateboard!

 

[Kurt.]

Bloke on my Facebook today... posted pics of his 3 kids.... Roman, Rocco and Vienna ffs

 

[Caolam]

To be fair ... I think Lincoln was a continental player

With a good engine !!
Someone had to.