Workplace Etiquette

[tommye]

"Don't cut off your fingers"?

More a don't be a knobhead thing that

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

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This is the kind of support, love and understanding I come on GOT for xxx

 

[john jako]

People who bring chippys into the office at lunchtime when your on a diet. So insensitive

 

[tommye]

People who bring chippys into the office at lunchtime when YOU'RE on a diet. So insensitive

Unlucky fatty. Wanna chip?

 

[DualityNSNO]

More a don't be a knobhead thing that

Makes sense why it happened to you then doesn't it? lol

x

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

What's he supposed to do, keep it in? Proper etiquette - he disposed of it lol

Personally I keep my own little vom bag for team meetings. Not fair on the cleaners to use the bin, right?

 

[john jako]

Some bloke in work who used to bring his toothbrush in and brush his teeth in work after working for 30 mins. Never brushed them at home also. Weird.

 

[tommye]

Makes sense why it happened to you then doesn't it? lol

x

Perfect. Ffs

 

[DualityNSNO]

Had a colleague who I'm certain never heard of or seen deodorants or any kind of fragrances.

Sadly his natural musk was strong enough to kill anything that came near him.

Also wore socks and sandals... Not a coincidence I think.

 

[Nymzee]

Guy in my office, must have done nights, I'd come in at 6.30am and he'd be scranning a doner kebab with garlic mayo

 

[DualityNSNO]

Personally I keep my own little vom bag for team meetings. Not fair on the cleaners to use the bin, right?

Joke aside and on topic - people who actually do these things regularly and throw out food or just don't bother cleaning after themselves, because "WHY DO THEY PAY CLEANING STAFF". Arsehats.

 

[Nymzee]

Oh also LOUD EATERS holy moly they are the worst. Had this one guy, other side of the office, ate like a horse. I got revenge by getting a stanley knife and popping holes in the bottom of all his Pot Noodles.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Guy in my office, must have done nights, I'd come in at 6.30am and he'd be scranning a doner kebab with garlic mayo

Bet he just works early shift and that's his breakfast.

 

[coollino]

Some bloke in work who used to bring his toothbrush in and brush his teeth in work after working for 30 mins. Never brushed them at home also. Weird.

Love those kind of busy busy people, all for show lol

 

[DualityNSNO]

Love those kind of busy busy people, all for show lol

Think of it that way - beginning of the day, in an office, you're typically starting slow, having a coffee/tea/whatever, maybe breakfast while starting up... Then you brush your teeth like a proper weirdo to waste another 10 or so min. You've basically been paid for an hour of work to sit, drink coffee/eat and brush your teeth. EZ MONEY.