Workplace Etiquette

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Those nobs that bike into work in spandex, then stride into the office with everything on show, then spend an hour getting changed into a suit.

Get the bus mate Greta won't wank you off

@Bruce Wayne bad news

 

[DualityNSNO]

My morning routine is go the yard every day arriving bang on 8. Piss about for 45 minutes then head off to the builders merchants for 9. Usually around 10 by the time I actually start working. 10 hrs a week for nowt. #Winner

This is the way.

I work in IT so if I have no work then all is good and my work is done. Not unusual to piss about for an hour or so every morning lol

 

[COYBL25]

Used to work with a fella, who’d bring in cold tripe,? microwave it and eat it at his desk.

He could clear an office in seconds.

He also ate pickled pigs trotters in vinegar.

The slurping noises he made, was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

If he worked overtime, he’d always get a pie dinner, which he’d also eat at his desk.

Needless to say, he went on to develop type 2 diabetes lol

 

[cronullasharks]

This is the way.

I work in IT so if I have no work then all is good and my work is done. Not unusual to piss about for an hour or so every morning lol

My morning consists of a poo, 3 or 4 ciggies and catching up on whatever hilarity has ensued on here before doing anything. Start winding down for the weekend about 11.00 Tuesday.

 

[coollino]

Used to work with a fella, who’d bring in cold tripe,? microwave it and eat it at his desk.

He could clear an office in seconds.

He also ate pickled pigs trotters in vinegar.

The slurping noises he made, was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

If he worked overtime, he’d always get a pie dinner, which he’d also eat at his desk.

Needless to say, he went on to develop type 2 diabetes lol

Were you big Sam's PA?

 

[DualityNSNO]

My morning consists of a poo, 3 or 4 ciggies and catching up on whatever hilarity has ensued on here before doing anything. Start winding down for the weekend about 11.00 Tuesday.

More productive than colleagues I had when I was a claims adjuster a bit back, not gonna lie.

 

[coollino]

There is one guy in my office who is a right gym bore but on Friday it's it's his 'cheat day' so he eats like 5 cookies, two Macdonalds meals loads of crisps etc. So weird

 

[cronullasharks]

More productive than colleagues I had when I was a claims adjuster a bit back, not gonna lie.

Haha, i get my work done but I'm not a career ladder climber or anything so I'm not gonna push myself.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Order a takeaway and not asking anyone else need.
Nipping to the shop for yourself .

 

[cronullasharks]

There is one guy in my office who is a right gym bore but on Friday it's it's his 'cheat day' so he eats like 5 cookies, two Macdonalds meals loads of crisps etc. So weird

There's always 1 guy at every workplace that eats nothing but takeaway every day whilst claiming he doesn't eat it much as if no one notices him stuffing his face with fried food every lunchtime.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Haha, i get my work done but I'm not a career ladder climber or anything so I'm not gonna push myself.

Oh those people were paid better than half the office as well.

Basically they set it up so that they have barely anything to do so just essentially browsed the internet and lounged about inbetween a 20 minute workday lol

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Pinching milk for your tea.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Using all the hot water at shower time

 

[cronullasharks]

Oh those people were paid better than half the office as well.

Basically they set it up so that they have barely anything to do so just essentially browsed the internet and lounged about inbetween a 20 minute workday lol

Sounds like my kind of gig, any jobs going there lol

 

[john jako]

Used to work with a fella, who’d bring in cold tripe,? microwave it and eat it at his desk.

He could clear an office in seconds.

He also ate pickled pigs trotters in vinegar.

The slurping noises he made, was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

If he worked overtime, he’d always get a pie dinner, which he’d also eat at his desk.

Needless to say, he went on to develop type 2 diabetes lol

Didn’t know you worked with @MaupsGoat