Workplace Etiquette

[DualityNSNO]

My heart bleeds for these poor unfortunates with kitchens and actual toilets to use at their leisure during the day.

Bet none of them have ever had a piss tub in the back of the van! lollol

 

[PhilM]

Used to work with a fella, who’d bring in cold tripe,? microwave it and eat it at his desk.

He could clear an office in seconds.

He also ate pickled pigs trotters in vinegar.

The slurping noises he made, was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

If he worked overtime, he’d always get a pie dinner, which he’d also eat at his desk.

Needless to say, he went on to develop type 2 diabetes lol

Did he come from St Helens or Widnes by any chance?

 

[tommye]

We had a fella working for us, Gavin (sadly no longer with us) who had a thing for visiting a brass house in Nogsy twice a week on his lunch hour. Every Tuesday and Friday. Regular as clockwork.

The way it worked was he'd get Tuesday on tick then pay double Friday.
Everyone happy.

So he has a few weeks off sick, missing brass house for the duration,.and comes back skint after only getting sick-pay.
Gets his 2 visits in first week back, both on tick til the following payday.

Only goes and has a relapse and is off again for another stretch.

Slapper from the brass house is stopping all the other lads in the street, screaming about Gavin owing her 80 quid for 2 shags. Nowt to do with us girl koff and stop hounding us.

Well she only phones the office and starts kicking off for her money threatening to 'go the 'kin Echo and tell them all your lads are regulars'

Boss proper sees his arse doesn't he and phones the supervisor for Nogsy and tells him to come the office, get the money and go pay the brass.

Gavin returned to work 2 weeks later and had to pay the money back over 2 weeks out his wages.
He never used that brass house again.


lollollollollol

 

[john jako]

We had a fella working for us, Gavin (sadly no longer with us) who had a thing for visiting a brass house in Nogsy twice a week on his lunch hour. Every Tuesday and Friday. Regular as clockwork.

The way it worked was he'd get Tuesday on tick then pay double Friday.
Everyone happy.

So he has a few weeks off sick, missing brass house for the duration,.and comes back skint after only getting sick-pay.
Gets his 2 visits in first week back, both on tick til the following payday.

Only goes and has a relapse and is off again for another stretch.

Slapper from the brass house is stopping all the other lads in the street, screaming about Gavin owing her 80 quid for 2 shags. Nowt to do with us girl koff and stop hounding us.

Well she only phones the office and starts kicking off for her money threatening to 'go the 'kin Echo and tell them all your lads are regulars'

Boss proper sees his arse doesn't he and phones the supervisor for Nogsy and tells him to come the office, get the money and go pay the brass.

Gavin returned to work 2 weeks later and had to pay the money back over 2 weeks out his wages.
He never used that brass house again.


lollollollollol

Could someone easily replace Gavin with @Bungle in this

 

[tommye]

I could genuinely write at least the one book of the tales I could tell from work over the years.
Had some great laughs along the way

 

[DualityNSNO]

I could genuinely write at least the one book of the tales I could tell from work over the years.
Had some great laughs along the way

I'm up for it.

More entertaining than "show us your fridge/oven/toilet/shoes" threads.

Or pre-match writeups. @chicoazul

 

[TommyDavo]

I could genuinely write at least the one book of the tales I could tell from work over the years.
Had some great laughs along the way

So could I, but I want to keep my pension

 

[COYBL25]

Did he come from St Helens or Widnes by any chance?

Childwall lol

 

[tommye]

So could I, but I want to keep my pension

Names have been changed to protect the guilty, the stupid and the certifiably insane.

 

[tommye]

You really think those Lucozade bottles you see dotted along hedgerows actually contain Lucozade?

 

[DualityNSNO]

You really think those Lucozade bottles you see dotted along hedgerows actually contain Lucozade?

Wondered why they tasted funny tbh

 

[verreauxi]

Probably been brought up already but would it kill you to at least double check if you've hit "reply" versus "reply all". I, nor anyone else, doesn't need to see your personal response to the boss's email.

 

[verreauxi]

Haha...stealing this gif for sure!

 

[Rita_Poon]

Some bloke in work who used to bring his toothbrush in and brush his teeth in work after working for 30 mins. Never brushed them at home also. Weird.

dentist?

 

[kev]

Ah work! I remember that. ('tis but a distant memory now) lol
On another note, I never realised it before, but GOT seems to be populated in the main by pen pushing office types.
Who knew? ?‍