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Workplace Etiquette

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COYBL25 said:
Used to work with a fella, who’d bring in cold tripe,? microwave it and eat it at his desk.

He could clear an office in seconds.

He also ate pickled pigs trotters in vinegar.

The slurping noises he made, was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

If he worked overtime, he’d always get a pie dinner, which he’d also eat at his desk.

Needless to say, he went on to develop type 2 diabetes lol
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tommye said:
I could genuinely write at least the one book of the tales I could tell from work over the years.
Had some great laughs along the way
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totally do it, please. I'm trying to talk a mate whos a security fitter into writing a book. "on the tools, how not to do it..."
 

When I was working in London there was a new guy from Blackpool who was a proper chav. He had a tattoo of a brick wall on his arm, and one of those ‘Dad’ rings you’d get from Argos for £45.

He ended up moving in to the site office and staying there 24/7 for weeks or months. No one got on to it until the fire alarm went off one night at about 3am, and he was caught on CCTV coming out of the office looking like the absolute scruff that he was.

Don’t do that, I suppose.
 
I worked with a bloke ages ago who couldn't stand fish. Wouldn't stop goin on about it. So carrying a bullseye like that around he was askin for it.
I started collecting tuna cans and sardine tins etc and stashing them at his workstation (coachbuilder/frame maker) one at a time, over a couple of weeks. he'd never tidy that area as it was 'someone elses job'. every now and then there'd be a whiff build up and he'd hit the roof. good times.
 
Was on a job down in Kent and we stayed on Sheerness. Anyway got kicked out of our digs once the Christmas started so it was grab what you could. I got a mattress on the floor of this woman’s living room (a flat). second night I got home from the pub, she’s giving it oh baby, oh baby with each thrust from someone giving her the message. Got in me scratcher, but unfortunately her trip to the bathroom meant her basically stepping over my head. Half a baby landed on me forehead.
 
Baines' left foot said:
When I was working in London there was a new guy from Blackpool who was a proper chav. He had a tattoo of a brick wall on his arm, and one of those ‘Dad’ rings you’d get from Argos for £45.

He ended up moving in to the site office and staying there 24/7 for weeks or months. No one got on to it until the fire alarm went off one night at about 3am, and he was caught on CCTV coming out of the office looking like the absolute scruff that he was.

Don’t do that, I suppose.
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There goes my plan for the next week.

FFS
 

I once had to answer an awkward question that a customer asked me after a rumoured incident at a Christmas party we hosted for customers. He didnt go, his GF/Secretary did.

The fact was she had entertained 5 blokes on the night, y'know. Not me, but I was told by 4 of them.

I did admit to him that I had heard the stories, but I didnt know for certain. Cos I wasnt there. For some reason, he seemed relieved.
 

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