Workplace Etiquette

[Nymzee]

People who poo on their dinner breaks are wrong 'uns

 

[tommye]

Had a colleague who I'm certain never heard of or seen deodorants or any kind of fragrances.

Sadly his natural musk was strong enough to kill anything that came near him.

Also wore socks and sandals... Not a coincidence I think.

Oooh we had one of those in a warehouse I worked in many many moons ago.
Joan her name was. Could smell the rancid heffer from the opposite end of the building. Despite several attempts by the other women working there to 'fix' the issue she would honk again by the following Monday.
Think it's worse if it's a woman. They're supposed to be the nice ones lol

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Joke aside and on topic - people who actually do these things regularly and throw out food or just don't bother cleaning after themselves, because "WHY DO THEY PAY CLEANING STAFF". Mongs.

Yeah, it's pretty pathetic how some people treat shared facilities in work spaces.

I've seen dirty protests at two large national companies (people smeared ? on the mens toilet walls after being fired / disciplined), which is one thing.

But the casual lack of respect, peeing all over shared toilets, not cleaning up rubbish, leaving the shared kitchen a state etc is just as bad, if not worse.

 

[coollino]

Think of it that way - beginning of the day, in an office, you're typically starting slow, having a coffee/tea/whatever, maybe breakfast while starting up... Then you brush your teeth like a proper weirdo to waste another 10 or so min. You've basically been paid for an hour of work to sit, drink coffee/eat and brush your teeth. EZ MONEY.

It's the fag break for the modern man

 

[tommye]

People who poo on their dinner breaks are wrong 'uns

Can't beat a paid crap.
I try to do all my bowel evacuations on work time.

 

[Nymzee]

Can't beat a paid crap.
I try to do all my bowel evacuations on work time.

Never ever go to the loo on your free time. Never.

 

[Nymzee]

Those nobs that bike into work in spandex, then stride into the office with everything on show, then spend an hour getting changed into a suit.

Get the bus mate Greta won't wank you off

 

[DualityNSNO]

It's the fag break for the modern man

Yeah, but after all that you should get a fag break as well like.

 

[tommye]

Never ever go to the loo on your free time. Never.

100%.

My lunch hour consists of a couple of spliffs and a meal deal from the nearest supermarket to where I am that day. Sometimes I jib the meal deal and head straight for dessert.

 

[tommye]

Those nobs that bike into work in spandex, then stride into the office with everything on show, then spend an hour getting changed into a suit.

Get the bus mate Greta won't wank you off

Bus drivers don't anymore either ffs

 

[Nymzee]

Bus drivers don't anymore either ffs

Big Sue does

 

[cronullasharks]

Unflushed turds and drips of piss on the seat is a daily thing at my work. Being a council depot I wouldn't have it any other way though.

 

[tommye]

Think of it that way - beginning of the day, in an office, you're typically starting slow, having a coffee/tea/whatever, maybe breakfast while starting up... Then you brush your teeth like a proper weirdo to waste another 10 or so min. You've basically been paid for an hour of work to sit, drink coffee/eat and brush your teeth. EZ MONEY.

My morning routine is go the yard every day arriving bang on 8. Piss about for 45 minutes then head off to the builders merchants for 9. Usually around 10 by the time I actually start working. 10 hrs a week for nowt. #Winner

 

[tommye]

Unflushed turds and drips of piss on the seat is a daily thing at my work. Being a council depot I wouldn't have it any other way though.

Rough office that mate

 

[coollino]

Bad: everyone but me