Would you circumcise your son if given the chance?

[big nev lookalike]

Simple yes or no question, but why would you choose a forum for football fans to ask questions such as
"How would the UK react to the second coming of Jesus?" and "Would you circumcise your son if given the chance?"
???

Jesus wouldn’t be allowed into the UK,not the right set of skills and as far as i know,he can’t drive a lorry.

 

[tommye]

Simple yes or no question, but considering the health benefits of circumcision, would you circumcise your newborn son?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Jesus wouldn’t be allowed into the UK,not the right set of skills and as far as i know,he can’t drive a lorry.

Screwfix are looking for staff

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It’s a natural progression. I think a thread has been made for every other subject possible. This is the final piece of the puzzle.

Oh no mate, I've not seen one on the rights and wrongs of FGM.

I'll do it later...

 

[Bungle]

Simple yes or no question, but considering the health benefits of circumcision, would you circumcise your newborn son?

We can already see one massive bellend so I'd suggest sparing your son as one is enough in the family.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

It's male genital mutilation performed on a person unable to consent.

There's a small percentage of people for whom it would be medically indicated and for which it should be acceptable practice.

Mutilating babies for religious reasons is abhorrent and should be made illegal and with strong punishments given to the person performing the circumcision and the parents giving consent.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

What exactly are the alleged health benefits of this male mutilation?

Anything that may be better than my daily routine with carbolic soap and a stiff scrubbing brush?

Got mine done in my teens due to a tight foreskin and I'll be honest I haven't missed it one bit.

Think its wrong to do for religious/vanity reasons especially if they are too young to consent.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Why stop there? Go full eunuch for the giggles….

 

[tommye]

Got mine done in my teens due to a tight foreskin and I'll be honest I haven't missed it one bit.

Think its wrong to do for religious/vanity reasons especially if they are too young to consent.

Was this because you're a massive bellend?

 

[tommye]

Was this because you're a massive bellend?

*you've


Bloody spellchecker...

 

[DanB90]

Did you hear about the short sighted circumsiser?


He got the sack.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

People's religious beliefs shouldn't be able to override basic principles of law and humanity.

If you cut part of your son's penis off because you just felt like it you would be arrested. But ok, religion.

All animals need to be stunned before slaughter or it is animal cruelty. Except for religion.

It's either cruelty or its not. It's either a brutal act of child violence or it isn't.

Religious practices need to absorb and be consistent with the laws of the country they live.

I'd take every circumsised child into social services and never let the parents see them again.

 

[LostLegend]

 

[Blue 1]

Mo way in hel.

 

[cronullasharks]

People's religious beliefs shouldn't be able to override basic principles of law and humanity.

If you cut part of your son's penis off because you just felt like it you would be arrested. But ok, religion.

All animals need to be stunned before slaughter or it is animal cruelty. Except for religion.

It's either cruelty or its not. It's either a brutal act of child violence or it isn't.

Religious practices need to absorb and be consistent with the laws of the country they live.

I'd take every circumsised child into social services and never let the parents see them again.

My son is circumsised. As am I. No idea why my parents got me chopped, the doctor actually advised us to get our son done.

But what a very, very odd thread to start lol