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Your top 20 worst/stupidest Everton signings

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The title of the thread refers to "worst/stupidest signings" and I'm going to interpret that as signings which were doomed from the start, either because we grossly overpaid for them, or were clearly not what we needed at the time.

Sigurdsson and Klaassen must be in any such list - they cost about £70M combined and both played in the same position, in which we ALREADY had Rooney and Barkley. Kone and Niasse both cost what were at the time quite substantial fees, contributed very little, and eventually left on free transfers. Bolassie's fee was mad - £28M for a one or two goal a season man was clearly a disaster waiting to happen. It was a crazy decision to sell Don Hutchison and replace him with an inferior player in Alex Nyarko for a (then) massive fee and big wages.

I would be reluctant to include loan players, though El-Ghazi would be an exception here, seeing as ten thousand Evertonians spent more time on the Goodison Park pitch* than he did.

Free transfers are also a problem area - should we include duds like Alcaraz and Cuco Martina, even though they cost comparatively little?? What about Fabian Delph, who everyone knew was hideously injury prone before we signed him? Rondon, who was a flop in the Chinese league?

Then there's horrors like Schneiderlin, Sandro Ramirez, Niclas Alexandersson, Pistone, Maupay, Rod Belfitt, Joe Harper, Dave Lawson, Claus Thomsen, John Spencer, Degn, and Tarashaj

But the pride of place must go to Gbamin.


* = after the Crystal Palace game
 
I'm curious to see @Nymzee and @MikeH72's lists...

Here's mine, in no particular order and for reasons including value for money, being an arse, or being plain turd.

1 Gylfi
2 Alcaraz
3 McGeady
4 Eto'o
5 Niasse
6 Koldrup
7 Keane
8 Maupay
9 Davies, Simon
10 Kean
11 Tosun
12 Coco Martinez
13 That lad with the massive thighs Moyes rarely played
14 Schneiderlin
15 John Spencer
16 Steve Simonsen
17 Rooney (the re-signing)
18 Baardsen
19 Benitez (I don't care he's not a player)
20 Rondon
Sandro Ramirez shrugs off being remembered.
 

Has to be Koldrup, just a completely random signing. Came to the club, didn't play straight away, still wasn't playing a few months later and then rumors came out that he's so bad he literally can't header footballs, played one match then got sold to Fiorentina at end of season.

Proper Everton transfer
I remember being happy that we managed to shift him relatively quickly. If only we'd have done the same with some of the s%@# of the last half dozen seasons.
 
Some belters since 2000

1 Sandro Ramirez

2 Per Koldrup

3 Jean-Philippe Gbamin

4 Ashley Williams

5 Dele Alli

6 Andy Lonergan

7 Shani Tarashaj

8 David Ginola

9 Li Wei Feng

10 Joshua King

11 Cenk Tosun

12 Donny van de Beek

13 Ruben Vinagre

14 Gylfi Sigurdsson

15 Neal Maupay

16 Lacina Traore

17 Morgan Schneiderlin

18 Peter Degn

19 Royston Drenthe

20 Anwar El Ghazi
That's one list of stinkers that.
 


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