Your top 20 worst/stupidest Everton signings

[chrismpw]

Shandy Andy ... didn't do us much good but took a lot of cash.

 

[Lapeno77]

Shandy Andy ... didn't do us much good but took a lot of cash.

Provided the cross for Gosling's goal in the Tic Tac derby.
Think it's possible to come up with 20 names that didn't achieve a single positive thing in their time here.

 

[chrismpw]

Provided the cross for Gosling's goal in the Tic Tac derby.
Think it's possible to come up with 20 names that didn't achieve a single positive thing in their time here.

Missed that cos the ad break. Stupid itv/c4 whatever.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Neither list having Gbamin is the unequivocal evidence of him being Evertons worst ever signing. (You too Sandro Ramirez)

I think it's been said many times on this thread, but we've blanked many of them out. It's painful being blue...

 

[badloaf]

Claus Thomsen
Tony Thomas
Brett Angel
David Burrows
Mitch Ward
Carl Tiler
Tosun
Walcott
Iwobi

Finally someone mentions Ward & Tiler!

 

[Sharpies volley]

I raise you Roderick Michael Belfitt. Close thread.

 

[HowardsWay]

 

[Dancing Pat]

David Smallman?

IIRC, signed from Wrexham injured/scored in first home game, and over 4 years that was basically it!

 

[Bazlar]

Michael Keane. Nobody comes close, maybe Gazza and Ginola and Mark Hughes.

Glen Keeley

 

[Lapeno77]

Marc Hottiger. Absolute nothing. I defy anyone to have any memory of this guy.

 

[SJB]

Shandy Andy ... didn't do us much good but took a lot of cash.

Tbf he put much of it back into the local economy.

 

[Khalekan]

Rod Belfit (made even worse because we traded him for the young David Joghnson)

Ian Wilson

John O’Kane
Earl Barrett

Cuco Martinez
David Ginola
Paul Gascoigne
Yannick Bolassie

Oumar Niasse (though I will always love the lad)

Vinnie Samways

Mike Milliken

Per Koldrup

Alex Nyarko

Neil Maupauy

Moshe Kean

Danny Williamson

David Burrows

Ashley Young

Idn Tal

Fabian Delf

 

[sam domingo]

Don't really like slagging anybody off who's worn our jersey but I'll mention one - John Spencer. Apologies if he's already been mentioned elsewhere, only flicked through this really. I did see Terry Curran get a mention and while it didn't really work out for him permanently, I'll always love his loan spell, especially the game against Luton when we were in the doldrums and to see a winger torturing the opposition (all 14000 or so of us who were there) was brilliant!

 

[longers]

Has to be Koldrup, just a completely random signing. Came to the club, didn't play straight away, still wasn't playing a few months later and then rumors came out that he's so bad he literally can't header footballs, played one match then got sold to Fiorentina at end of season.

Proper Everton transfer

 

[SJB]

Has to be Koldrup, just a completely random signing. Came to the club, didn't play straight away, still wasn't playing a few months later and then rumors came out that he's so bad he literally can't header footballs, played one match then got sold to Fiorentina at end of season.

Proper Everton transfer

Bad scouting though? If Moyes is teaching the lad to head a ball in training you have to suspect he wasn't pepared for English football at the time we signed him.