Your top 20 worst/stupidest Everton signings

[Tipp blue]

I'll concede.

*still don't rate him like

He's not in the top 40 either, he's there with Mark Pembridge lower than the middle but far from the worst, he did OK for us in a difficult era.

 

[tommye]

Shani Tarashaj

 

[Littlesue]

…I think you can concentrate on the Moshiri madness;

Deli Alli.
Tosun.
Klaassen
Gbamin

Rondon?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I’m a lover not a fighter and am very forgiving as long as players do their best

Schneiderlin was an absolute gobshite coward and easily my most disliked player we’ve ever had

 

[Efcjake]

I'll rob your list then edit it with my choices:

1 Gylfi (Fee)
2 Alcaraz
3 Young
4 Gana (re-signing)
5 Niasse
6 Koldrup
7 Keane (Fee)
8 Maupay
9 Delph
10 Kean (Still on here despite us somehow making a profit)
11 Tosun
12 Klaassen
13 Walcott
14 Schneiderlin (Fee)
15 Tarashaj
16 Mattioni (what even was that?)
17 Rooney (re-signing)
18 Drenthe
19 Shandy Andy
20 Rondon

Maybe Gravesen and McFadden re-signing, Anthony Gardner was a mess, most of the 05/06 window was a mess, Li Weifeng. Didn't we sign an ancient Ginola once?

You can't be throwing in the young lads who cost buttons or frees for me. I'm very much looking at it from value vs waste of money.

You all have wiped Ashley Williams from memory I see

1. Gylfi
2. Williams
3. Klaassen
4. Schneiderlin
5. Bolasie
6. Maupay
7. Tosun
8. Walcott
9. Gomes
10. G'bamin
11. Keane
12. Niasse
13. Bilyaletdinov
14. Vlasic
15. Simon Davies (top shout @Daveysgingerlovechild )
16. Mina (waste of money even if he was good for five to ten games a season)
17. Henry Onyeweykuru or whatever his name was.
18. Van der Meyde ( for the wages and his issues, some of which not his fault)
19. Delph ( we did pay actual money for him didn't we?)
20. Allan (20 million quid and went for nothing or very little)

The top 15 alone have wiped 500 million quid off of our valuation.

 

[Eggs]

Rondon?

…deffo, and Maupay.

Stick to Moshiri and you won’t go wrong.

 

[PhilEFC]

Stephen Hughes. Absolute dog turd.

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Andy Van Der Meyde was just an absolute boozehound who never played wasn't he? Just hated living in the UK

 

[Willo62]

Tobias Linderoth

 

[Willo62]

Vinny Sideways

 

[Blue Heart]

Rod Belfitt
Joe Harper
Ernie Hunt

for those of a certain vintage.

 

[matty1878]

the fat waiter

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

You can't be throwing in the young lads who cost buttons or frees for me. I'm very much looking at it from value vs waste of money.

You all have wiped Ashley Williams from memory I see

1. Gylfi
2. Williams
3. Klaassen
4. Schneiderlin
5. Bolasie
6. Maupay
7. Tosun
8. Walcott
9. Gomes
10. G'bamin
11. Keane
12. Niasse
13. Bilyaletdinov
14. Vlasic
15. Simon Davies (top shout @Daveysgingerlovechild )
16. Mina (waste of money even if he was good for five to ten games a season)
17. Henry Onyeweykuru or whatever his name was.
18. Van der Meyde ( for the wages and his issues, some of which not his fault)
19. Delph ( we did pay actual money for him didn't we?)
20. Allan (20 million quid and went for nothing or very little)

The top 15 alone have wiped 500 million quid off of our valuation.

How could I forget Ashley Williams?

 

[Simon Buttle]

Anwar El Ghazi

 

[Marc bolan]

Jo
Walcott
Iwobi
Lawson