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Mate in a world of horrible takes you've made on here, this one might just be the most bizarre, not gonna lie. Love you for it, but you actually put Niasse in the same sentence as an actual, albeit limited, footballer.

I, too, hate it when people get along.

And both of those types of people deserve binning.

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bout a 5er mate

Fair enough mate, we need a holding mid as well, hopefully John Obi Mikel is up to the task!

Heard he wants to offer a contract to Malouda as well, but only if the Richy transfer goes through too. Source is me, as much like you, I just made it all up.

Nah, right now. Class is permanent after all. Hibbert was pretty good in 2004/5, maybe we should un-retire him?

No. Move on.

Gomes and Davies Speed galore

1.95m both! Knew Bolt was tall but expected a bit less tbh. That one's on me. But still tall footballers are generally not very fast in general. Remember Marouane "The Human Rocket" Fellaini? Yeah...

That would solidify The Everton Banter Years tbh.

He's abar 7 ft tall ffs, do people expect Usain Bolt at that size? lol

Thanks to BoJo and Good Ol' Nige you now need a visa if you work in the UK, do you not? Granted for players if international appearances and all that qualify you. As above. Soucek is from before that though, wasn't he? Regardless, we're Everton, so we'll probably stop ourselves from doing good...

Not only that, but he's the rebirth of Tom Cleverley - a very average player.

Isn't it slightly harder to get non-proven international players from abroad now cuz of Brexit and all that crap? i.e. it has to be garbage internationals, not just garbage in general lol

Yeah, on loan. Imagine signing Lingaard, who'd want actual wages, to be a starter though. Sad times.

Hope he breaks both his legs. Genuinely can't stand him.

Been 30 pages but I haven't seen it since here so saying it again - the only players I hate more than HM Son play for the RS.

Yeah but it means we need another CB potentially if we get rid of any of our current ones that aren't him (and we should tbh, they're not... great), to cover for someone on massive money playing 10 games a season. Pros/cons should be weighed if we have options for a consistent player to come to...