It’s a well known fact that bald men are uptight and you are proving that point. It’s not my fault that your head resembles a human kneecap, it’s also not a good look from presumably an adult ”man” to write this:What has bald got to do with anything? You might become a man one day. I have absolutely no issue with being an egg, hence the name letting everyone know. Try harder.
I'd love him to get absolutely splattered by a bus.
But yeah, I should “try harder”. Get yourself over to Turkey and leave the hats at home.