I've honestly never felt this down about supporting Everton (and god knows that's saying a lot after recent years!) It's like a masochistic pursuit. Has been for a long time, but used to be more of a jokey "god can you believe we do this to ourselves" sort of way. But now it's like some sort of sick joke where nothing good ever happens, and any little shining light is just a setup for more pain and disappointment.
We finish top 4, Liverpool win the CL same season
We get into the CL qualifiers, we draw that year's semi finalists and get shafted by the world's best referee.
Struggle for years, punching above our financial weight with no money. Finally get bought by a billionaire and he's a lunatic who makes us exponentially worse
But at least we finally have money to spend... no, we blow it in the most wasteful way possibly ever seen in the PL
We somehow get Carlo Ancelotti and James Rodriguez to the club... but almost no one gets to actually see them in person. Then Ancelotti sods off and we have to sell James to balance the books.
Ok Ancelotti's left, but at least we'll have plenty of choice for the new manage - loads will want to follow in the footsteps of a legend... no, we appoint Rafael Benitez, who proceeds to annihilate any creativity in the squad.
But at least we've secured a waterfront stadium! Oh... no, it's financially destroying the club.