Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
Tbf mate was this the wenger that Arsenal fans wanted out about this time as they felt he was way past his best. As were the arsenal team of then to the arsenal of viera pires henry etc.
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2023/24 Alex Iwobi
- Thread starter chrissyjack
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Tbf mate was this the wenger that Arsenal fans wanted out about this time as they felt he was way past his best. As were the arsenal team of then to the arsenal of viera pires henry etc.
Houghty19
Player Valuation: £20m
I like to call him Mr side foot. Never once have I seen him put his foot through a ball. Good riddance please Fulham only joking he's really good you've got a bargain there.
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
I bet Keane has a cracking xG actually
malcson
Player Valuation: £10m
I reckon the main reason he is off is that he’s in final year on £120,000 a week. I doubt we would want to match or better that. So he has turned down whatever contract we have offered and it would be daft to turn down a fee now and get nothing next year. Surely he can be replaced and by someone young on less money.
Iwobi shoots and passes at the same speed.
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
Is this a positive or a negative?
chippy1722
Player Valuation: £35m
How long until we hear the’ we should have kept Iwobi’ shouts.
I reckon October.
I reckon October.
On average it is OK, but in reality his shots are too weak and his passes too hard.
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £50m
Maupay's is amazing but it means nothing if you hit every shot straight down the goalkeepers throat like he does.
Drico
Player Valuation: £50m
The hilarious thing about that stats table is the notion that being the 1st or 2nd among this Everton squad is anything more than being the tallest Pygmy in the tribe. And all for €35m too! Given that robbery, I'd expect him to be among the "leaders" on that dwarf scoreboard.
Baggzio
Player Valuation: £15m
You’ll never guess it but Jordan Pickford had the most saves AND clean sheets of any Everton player last year. No one else in the squad even came close, fantastic for Jordan. Oh wait that’s a goalkeeper’s job and he’s the first choice goalkeeper.
Turns out this supposed creative player should logically have the best creative stats surely? He also played the most.
Funnily enough even getting slightly into this nonsense stats rabbit hole it’s funny that “attempted dribbles” is somehow a good stat despite looking at it that he had 2.9 dribbles a game, 1.4 being successful. Meaning he failed as many times as he succeeded.
You can legitimately look at any of these nonsense stats and understand completely where they come from and deconstruct them to show how poor he is. Baffles me how many people are fooled by numbers on a page.
Stephen Gibson
Player Valuation: £15m
Because he never uses his laces to shoot. Side foots everything.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Purportedly the most technically gifted player in the squad according to his team mates IIRC. Doesn't show it enough on the pitch though so I'd say farewell and good luck.
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