Caught cheating stories

[Nymzee]

Don't give our intrepid pork swordsman ideas...

“Multipack? That’s the week off over Christmas sorted.”

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

17 pages in a day...

 

[DrEFC]

I've been to uni twice, I've studied and lived abroad, have politician friends in Balkan countries, I'm a Dr. Great conditions for being a right little rat (most I've had in the go was 5) till I got married. Now I have a near panic attack if a woman tries it on with me. I love my beautiful wife and daughters.


Still think I'd be in deep sh*t if I was let loose in Latin America. Ay, dios mío.. I so want to go to Colombia.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Something was penetrated! Gobble, gobble.

Ha, You are right. I forgotten about the cigar

 

[brigadier]

I presume it wasn't her mother with him !

Correct

 

[YoboCopter]

Only if your right blasted on lemo it isn't.

Sober and lemmo’d both have there merits

 

[heatmeiser]

dear mr meister as a man who has witnessed many characters on grandoldteam.com is there one banning which stood out for u above all other CRUSHINGS buddy?

I never got over losing PJH Everton, though maybe he didn't get banned. He might have moved on to Chelsea or something, not sure.

Everyone knows the real tragedy is the loss of the red and green rep system. Sad times Mr Man, sad times.

 

[Jonte]

Didn't put a packet of pepper sauce through the self scanner at tesco once. Pleaded stupidity.
Got 3 years in prison for it.

Should have done what Richard Madeley did and hired yourself a professional witness to come up with some lame excuse as to why you were shoplifting.

 

[Death]

I've been to uni twice, I've studied and lived abroad, have politician friends in Balkan countries, I'm a Dr. Great conditions for being a right little rat (most I've had in the go was 5) till I got married. Now I have a near panic attack if a woman tries it on with me. I love my beautiful wife and daughters.


Still think I'd be in deep sh*t if I was let loose in Latin America. Ay, dios mío.. I so want to go to Colombia.

She's in the states mate. Admire the covert proposal though.

 

[the sniderman]

I never got over losing PJH Everton, though maybe he didn't get banned. He might have moved on to Chelsea or something, not sure.

Everyone knows the real tragedy is the loss of the red and green rep system. Sad times Mr Man, sad times.

i do not know why they punish us like this buddy. why not just punish those who abuse the system by leaving messages from others with passive aggressive message??

 

[witchdoc187]

Whilst it may seem fun, it aint worth half of what I have got, and the thought of not seeing my little girl every day puts it into perspective. I'm a keen window shopper but thats where it ends.

When I was younger I remember one fella I knew who was in his late 50s, he was with a girl 20 years his junior but he had no money and lived in a crappy bedsit, 2x ex wives had his house and all his money.

Are you the ghost of Christmas future? I swear this is how I will meet my grisly end. Doesn't sound too bad though, depends on what she looks like.

 

[arch stanton]

Are you the ghost of Christmas future? I swear this is how I will meet my grisly end. Doesn't sound too bad though, depends on what she looks like.

go for it, I have a current mate who is in a similar position to my mate from years ago, only this one only has one ex wife and has now married the younger lass. It seems to be going well for the lad but he is having to try really hard to try and keep up with her, it'll see him off at point. Way to go though.

 

[Lanolin]

I honestly couldn't do it. Part morals and part just not having the guts in case I got found out I think. Years ago I worked with a girl who I was absolutely head over heels for but she had a fella. She lived miles away so at the work christmas party she told him she was staying at another girl's house but she arranged to stay at mine instead. I spent the whole night just wanting to get her back to the house, but when we were finally on the way back she said her fella was convinced she was going to sleep with me so she'd promised him before she left that wasn't true, and so she could keep her promise we could do everything but that. The thought of the poor bloke sat at home knowing what was about to happen just killed it for me completely and I had to tell her no. Fuming just thinking about it now actually, she was absolutely amazing. I really wish I was as morally bankrupt as some of you lot.

 

[Death]

I honestly couldn't do it. Part morals and part just not having the guts in case I got found out I think. Years ago I worked with a girl who I was absolutely head over heels for but she had a fella. She lived miles away so at the work christmas party she told him she was staying at another girl's house but she arranged to stay at mine instead. I spent the whole night just wanting to get her back to the house, but when we were finally on the way back she said her fella was convinced she was going to sleep with me so she'd promised him before she left that wasn't true, and so she could keep her promise we could do everything but that. The thought of the poor bloke sat at home knowing what was about to happen just killed it for me completely and I had to tell her no. Fuming just thinking about it now actually, she was absolutely amazing. I really wish I was as morally bankrupt as some of you lot.

That is even more degrading blowing you on what she thinks is a technicality. I dono what I'd do if she came at me with that one. I sucked him dry cause you made me promise not to have sex. I'd much prefer her just to go all way than make me feel like its my fault I wasn't more detailed in the verbal contract. There's cheating then there's making a complete fool out of you.

Defo prefer 'im sorry I slept with him' than 'yeah I gargled his nut all night cause you practically said I could.' The latter would, and im not a violent man and wouldn't go there but I would have to suppress a severe amount of rage.

 

[-Rob-]

I separated from my ex-wife in 2005 then started seeing a new girl in 2007. We then had a child in 2010 and hit our 5 year anniversary in 2012. By this point she was talking about marriage a lot and I mean A LOT. She was trying to get all her friends and family to pressure me in to it but the problem was my divorce had been horrendous. I'd been in and out of court and solicitors offices for 6 years. It cost me a fortune and was a massive stress for a long time. My girlfiend knew what I was going through and that I was still technically married until 2011. As far as I was concerned the clock only really started ticking on our relationship once my divorce finally came through so in 2012 I was only 1 year in to it whereas she was 5 years in. That's when things when drastically down hill. Instead of trying to show how much she loved me and that we would be together forever, my girlfriend cheated on me. I found out on the first day of a family holiday abroad with her Mum, Dad, 2 brothers and sister-in-law. She spent the entire day mesasging on her phone and made no effort to diguise that she was hiding her screen from anyone seeing it. When she had a shower later that day I looked at the messages and saw hundreds of texts confirming everything. I took the phone to the pool, threw it to the bottom and sat and sunbathed until she came looking for it. Let's just say poop hit the fan big time and the holiday was ruined. I was tempted to fly home early but instead spent the next 13 days making sure she had the worst time possible. 3 times I waited until she'd spent over an our getting ready to go out for a meal with her family then pushed her in the pool. Twice I poured an entire container of salt over her dinner just as it was put in front of her. 3 times I got up early and took out daughter out for the entire day without telling her where we were going then the day before we were due to fly home I hid her passport and didn't give it back until 3 hours before the flight. I was so tempted to let her get stranded in Portugal. As soon as we got home she moved in to the spare room for a few months until she bought her own house and moved out.
Luckily it is the one and only time I have knowingly been cheated on and I have never done it to anyone else. It's not worth the hassle and if I'm not happy in a relationship I just leave. Hopefully I'll never have to do that again and I'm very happy with the one I'm in now, 4 years in to my second marriage.