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Chips/Fries/Pommes/French Fries/Freedom Fries

Preferred Condiment on your baton-shaped potato slices?

  • Nothing. I am a purist potato connoseuir.

    Votes: 3 5.5%
  • Ketchup. I'm boring

    Votes: 12 21.8%
  • Vinegar, lad

    Votes: 18 32.7%
  • Gravy, eh?

    Votes: 5 9.1%
  • Mit Mayo, bitte

    Votes: 12 21.8%
  • Chili con carne y queso, señor

    Votes: 5 9.1%

  • Total voters
    55
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Like you wouldn't...

cheese-fries.jpg
 

Alright, alright, here's the God's honest truth. I love them chips/fries...I avoid them...FFS tho...they are good.

I am a dipper versus a drencher meaning I don't pour ketchup all over them, rather, I make a ketchup reservoir.

So...fries...ketchup lake. Salt the fries or salt the 'lake'? The secret is salting the lake! Salt your ketchup lake...stir with a fry. Salt perfection can be attained. Salting dryish fries is a waste...salt all over the show, unused.

Thank me later.
 
chips 'n' cheese from a kebab shop
chips and gravy if from kfc, or at home if it's chips and pie or chips and sausage
rest of the time mayo
 

Mayo, all the time.

I'm an open-minded guy willing to try any foodstuffs, but that poutine stuff looks grim. Like someone's had a portion of chips and gravy, eaten a yoghurt, then vommed the whole lot up an hour later.
 
Second potato-based thread in quick succession...

Salt and vinegar for me.

Nah Vinegar then salt, if you put the salt on first the vinegar can wash some off, but put the salt onto the vinegar soaked chips, doesn't go anywhere and the smell is ace.
humour me, try it.
don't mind a bit of salad cream ( none of this pretentious mayonaise guff ), got the taste in Belgium in the 60's
 
tomato sauce is for kiwi's, aussies and others of poor taste
gravy is borderline wool jeez lids it'll be pea-wet next
curry sauce is ok though
 
Nah Vinegar then salt, if you put the salt on first the vinegar can wash some off, but put the salt onto the vinegar soaked chips, doesn't go anywhere and the smell is ace.
humour me, try it.
don't mind a bit of salad cream ( none of this pretentious mayonaise guff ), got the taste in Belgium in the 60's

Ha, only a northerner could possibly say something like this!
 
Gravy or chip shop curry

Or just salt and vinegar

Ketchup is for kids and Mayo is for women and wronguns

Mayo is the devils sponk
 

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