Picked up Death Stranding on PC out of pure boredom and...
Just over 4 hours in and I've had control of the character for less than 45 minutes.
The thing with Konami is, they may be an awful company, but they kept at least some of the reigns on Kojima on MGS5 to stop him going full Kojima on the cut scenes. But this, jesus, it's relentless. And it's all nonsense as well. The forced exposition, ridiculous character names and general silliness are jarring and massively outdated. Sam Porter Bridges (because he's a porter and he connects people like a bridge, get it?) , Heartman (because his heart keeps stopping, get it?), Die-Hardman (because he can come back to life after death, get it?), Fragile (because she has the body of a frail old woman, get it?) GET IT!?![Roll Eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](/forum/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mellow.gif)
And that bloody phone codec alarm... you cant walk 2 feet without another one of the zany cast of characters phoning you to spew another 20 minutes of indecipherable nonsense at you. I'm sure Kojima thinks all this is deep and profound , but it's like sifting through some poorly translated anime script written by David Icke.
'koff Kojima.
That's my impressions so far. I'll let you know if the game is any good if it actually lets me play for more than 15 bloody minutes at a time...![Roll Eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](/forum/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mellow.gif)
Just over 4 hours in and I've had control of the character for less than 45 minutes.
The thing with Konami is, they may be an awful company, but they kept at least some of the reigns on Kojima on MGS5 to stop him going full Kojima on the cut scenes. But this, jesus, it's relentless. And it's all nonsense as well. The forced exposition, ridiculous character names and general silliness are jarring and massively outdated. Sam Porter Bridges (because he's a porter and he connects people like a bridge, get it?) , Heartman (because his heart keeps stopping, get it?), Die-Hardman (because he can come back to life after death, get it?), Fragile (because she has the body of a frail old woman, get it?) GET IT!?
![Roll Eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](/forum/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mellow.gif)
And that bloody phone codec alarm... you cant walk 2 feet without another one of the zany cast of characters phoning you to spew another 20 minutes of indecipherable nonsense at you. I'm sure Kojima thinks all this is deep and profound , but it's like sifting through some poorly translated anime script written by David Icke.
'koff Kojima.
That's my impressions so far. I'll let you know if the game is any good if it actually lets me play for more than 15 bloody minutes at a time...
![Roll Eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](/forum/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mellow.gif)