Corporate babble, horsecrap values, and other idiocy.

[Chewbacca]

I used to hate the " team building " days out, you know the ones, where you go to some mad river by Snowdon and have to build rafts from scratch in the middle of January and navigate the river without falling in.

We once did one of these at a big old country house and the raft building exercise used the boating lake. I happened to know that this lake was only 3ft deep even at it deepest point so after half an hour of barely contributing to my teams raft, which promptly pitched 3 team members head first into the drink, I just waded across the lake (I’m 6’5”) and climbed out of the other side without a hair out of place.

I won an award for innovative thinking