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2024/25 David Moyes

It's honestly crazy how he still starts for us

I'm not surprised Lampard binned him after a bit
Lampard has the worst league win ratio out of Dyche, Rafael, and I suspect Moyes too (tbc)

Love the way Carlo, FSW, Dyche and now Moyes have all played Doucoure and the GOT commentators are still like 'hmm, how can they not see what I, a fan who doesn't take any training sessions and has never worked in football, can see'
 
Attacking players are devoid of confidence.

And before you say they get paid massive amounts of money, have you seen Haaland recently?

Confidence is shot.
I would never say anything about money, I don't care what they earn.

The attacking players are devoid of ability more than anything and we don't have enough in reserve to change things. Any changes we do make are like for like.
 
They will be delighted to see us in the fixture list.

Villa had lost 5 away games on the bounce before last night too.
I've said it for ages on here but there's been a formula to beat Everton at home for the past 5 years (if you're a team outside the top 6)

-Soak up our meager attempts on goal due to our poor footballing ability
-let the crowd get anxious and frustrated
-Everton players lose the head and start trying stuff they're not capable of
-punish them.
 

Lampard has the worst league win ratio out of Dyche, Rafael, and I suspect Moyes too (tbc)

Love the way Carlo, FSW, Dyche and now Moyes have all played Doucoure and the GOT commentators are still like 'hmm, how can they not see what I, a fan who doesn't take any training sessions and has never worked in football, can see'
He plays because we don't have anybody else either.

Dyche took Doucoure out of the team earlier in the season and then Garner got injured so he had to come straight back in.
 
They're his team and he knew how far to go.

Moyes is an interloper here. He should remember it.

He's come into this club and everything he's stated so far gives me the impression he believes himself to be re-established leader who's proven himself here and if it goes arse up it's not down to him.

He needs to get his head out of his arse and start signing players and coaching them.
Very unpleasant mean spirited post. Have a day off.
 
I would never say anything about money, I don't care what they earn.

The attacking players are devoid of ability more than anything and we don't have enough in reserve to change things. Any changes we do make are like for like.
They are not devoid of ability.

DCL can score goals, Dyche has killed his confidence with his "defence first" football for years.

Let him score a couple of goals, and his confidence will be back.
 
I'd say Tim has been a bigger miss. A midfielder who is box to box and passes forwards. Our midfield is just so static. When your playing 3 midfielders, you need at least one to be progressive with the ball.

Looking forward to having him back, and Garner as well of course
This.
People tend to forget we create decent amount of chances and decent amount of goals when Iroe was playing. He was, or close to, man of the match every game.

All he did was excellent recoveries and a fantastic habit or driving forward with the ball, catching unprepared defence regularly, creating lots of 3v3 4v4 situations. Nothing intricate, nothing complicated. It’s not rocket science.
 
Lampard has the worst league win ratio out of Dyche, Rafael, and I suspect Moyes too (tbc)

Love the way Carlo, FSW, Dyche and now Moyes have all played Doucoure and the GOT commentators are still like 'hmm, how can they not see what I, a fan who doesn't take any training sessions and has never worked in football, can see'
I don’t think you need training sessions to see Doucoure is poor with the ball, he’s in the team for ‘legs’ unfortunately when he wins it back he almost hands it back to them.

I don’t think anyone works harder off the ball.
 

A moomin and davek masterclass here today. What a wonderful day ahead of us.
It’s not though is it?

If I was a grown man, who in 2025 still considered trying to wind up football fans on a forum to be a useful and productive way to spend my time, I’d probably be a bit disappointed with myself.

About as funny as seeing blood on your loo roll.
 
I don’t think you need training sessions to see Doucoure is poor with the ball, he’s in the team for ‘legs’ unfortunately when he wins it back he almost hands it back to them.

I don’t think anyone works harder off the ball.
That's it. He's in there for a reason and it's not pretty but it attempts to serve the intended goal of producing results
 

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