2021/22 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Noisy noise annoys]

If anything, he's thinking 100% about football. Sadly, the football he's thinking about is how he's going to fit in at Arsenal.

He'll deffo make their kit work for him though. He'll be revealing their new kit and they'll have kit sales sky rocket. I'm looking forward to Rondon modelling ours. It helps me to see whether I'd suit wearing it or not.

Guess work/idle gossip

 

[cjuk87]

Guess work/idle gossip

He told me mate. I work in Primark.

 

[efcste97]

Lampard saying 'The day before West Ham he was feeling stiff' He's had a international break to get back to fitness..

 

[MACCA75]

Thats not how stick usually effects people tbh

Well the kissing his arse approach hasn’t inspired him.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Well the kissing his arse approach hasn’t inspired him.

No one has kissed his arse

 

[MACCA75]

No one has kissed his arse

Lol. You think nobody is stroking his ego as they sign him up for a GQ cover shoot? He’s got a guy that picks outfits for him.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Lol. You think nobody is stroking his ego as they sign him up for a GQ cover shoot? He’s got a guy that picks outfits for him.

On about fans mate.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

He’s probably our most important player and the reason we’re in the mess we’re in is largely because he’s been injured most the season and we bought a clunking troll as a back up.
You’re all bananas.

 

[Gilbert..]

He’s probably our most important player and the reason we’re in the mess we’re in is largely because he’s been injured most the season and we bought a clunking troll as a back up.
You’re all bananas.

I think thats more to do with the lack of serious options rather than his ability being out.
The lack of runners and movement up top for Everton is criminal. Calvert lewin isnt the answer to that either.
He's 25 and had a good spell under ancelotti and digne providing good crosses. Even under that decent spell his assists towards goals for the team was 0. Yep. Zero.
I think Everton need to transform the front line completely.

 

[maccavennie]

Lampard saying 'The day before West Ham he was feeling stiff' He's had a international break to get back to fitness..

He just can't go at anything full pelt. You can tell he's playing well within himself

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I think thats more to do with the lack of serious options rather than his ability being out.
The lack of runners and movement up top for Everton is criminal. Calvert lewin isnt the answer to that either.
He's 25 and had a good spell under ancelotti and digne providing good crosses. Even under that decent spell his assists towards goals for the team was 0. Yep. Zero.
I think Everton need to transform the front line completely.

And who shall replace our Brazilian international, best young player to come through in the last 10 years, one of the top 3 English strikers over the last couple of years and bargain buy winger with?

 

[lancs blue]

Lampard saying 'The day before West Ham he was feeling stiff' He's had a international break to get back to fitness..

Simple. Bromide is the cure

 

[Saint Domingo]

Lampard saying 'The day before West Ham he was feeling stiff' He's had a international break to get back to fitness..

Our fitness teams can’t get anyone fit, can’t keep anyone fit, and then take ages to get anyone back to fitness

 

[Lanolin]

And who shall replace our Brazilian international, best young player to come through in the last 10 years, one of the top 3 English strikers over the last couple of years and bargain buy winger with?

We’re in very real danger of going down and we’ve scored 2 goals in our last 7 games against PL opposition. Giving a free pass to all of our main attackers is a bit of a mad take for me I must admit.

 

[Gilbert..]

And who shall replace our Brazilian international, best young player to come through in the last 10 years, one of the top 3 English strikers over the last couple of years and bargain buy winger with?

Richarlison would be fine with more movement. Although you're massively over rating him with the 10 years thing.
Calvert lewin isnt any better or any worse because he's english. It doesnt change his Everton performances. Unless Everton get wide players feeding calvert lewin then we'll have a pretty average striker who doesnt bring others in or open up teams. Id rather have a pacey willing runner who at least stretches teams.